Useless Thread MDCCLXXIX: Only post in this thread if you want to kiss me

[holy]

Isn't she one of the Bella Twins from WWE

WWE isn’t real life. This is real life. Actually no wait, this is OnlyFans so it’s lowkey cap as well.

Carey on.

 

[John Price]

TIL people use onlyfans for things other than fancams

 

[Summer Rose]

are those headphones on the floor

Earmuffs. You need hearing protection when you shoot.

 

[John Price]

I'm not sure we can even mention that site here

only fans

 

[John Price]

I like video game guns but real life guns freak me the f*** out. Would never shoot one off.

 

[irunthepeg]

That's more time than you've ever spent in a pool in your life.

You're really going to try and get into an argument about how you swim more than @RayP

lmao you're more delusional than I previously thought

 

[holy]

I'm not sure we can even mention that site here

only fans

I thought everything was allowed in the lounge as long as it’s not h*ckey related.

 

[John Price]

Did you meet the gun gaungsters in Yakuza 0 yet @Oogie Boogie

They are the worst

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Didn't your parents pay for your tennis lessons?

yes

 

[John Price]

I thought everything was allowed in the lounge as long as it’s not h*ckey related.

the mods wouldn't be happy about camgirl sites being discussed in the open

heck if you even mention the possibility of torrents (torrents exist? POG) that will trigger people

 

[holy]

the mods wouldn't be happy about camgirl sites being discussed in the open

heck if you even mention the possibility of torrents (torrents exist? POG) that will trigger people

Onlyfans is not a cam site. It’s a site for budding entrepreneurs to sell their nudes.

 

[John Price]

Onlyfans is not a cam site. It’s a site for budding entrepreneurs to sell their nudes.

Luis J Gomez has an onlyfans and as far as I know he does no cam work

 

[John Price]

yes

did they support your decision to quit

 

[Bones Malone]

Earmuffs. You need protection when you shoot.

Too bad you can't go back 30-some years and tell his father that

 

[irunthepeg]

@RayP talks shit but he had no idea I swam regularly every f***ing day for nearly 13 years

Was it that hard to find your mom's egg?

 

[John Price]

I quit swimming after swimming for nearly 13 years so I could sit at home and play Starcraft all day.

So I feel Zaide's frustration.

Swimming was so pointless. Need goggles to see underwater. All the chlorine. f***.

I will never swim again. GEtting all wet and shit. f*** that.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Was it that hard to find your mom's egg?

@John Price please respond

 

[irunthepeg]

Too bad you can't go back 30-some years and tell his father that

lmfao

 

[John Price]

Your parents paid for your to take tennis lessons and then you basically had them throw their hard earned money away (especially when they were not rich people) and you think this is okay?

 

[John Price]

"I don't want to participate in athletical training"

 

[John Price]

Dude I never seen a fat tennis player

Maybe football or baseball but you need to be quick and agile and lean in tennis

How do you expect to run from one white line to another to reach the ball if you are out of shape?

 

[irunthepeg]

Your parents paid for your to take tennis lessons and then you basically had them throw their hard earned money away (especially when they were not rich people) and you think this is okay?

Think about how much money your parents continually throw away on you.

 

[RayP]

@RayP talks shit but he had no idea I swam regularly every f***ing day for nearly 13 years

I didn’t realize they made adult sized water wings.

 

[John Price]

I didn’t realize they made adult sized water wings.

Why do you waste your time swimming? It's pointless. Plus you get all wet. Eww.

 

[Bones Malone]

Think about how much money your parents continually throw away on you.

lmao they'd be further along if they lit it on fire, at least then they could get some heat out of it