Useless Thread MDCCLXXIX: Only post in this thread if you want to kiss me

[John Price]

i don't like swimming because it requires me to take my shirt off in public, or be awkward and wear one while swimming

swimming with a shirt on

what

 

[Summer Rose]

i don't like swimming because it requires me to take my shirt off in public, or be awkward and wear one while swimming

Nothing wrong with wearing a shirt while swimming.

 

[Bones Malone]

I don’t like swimming because I have to take my contact lenses out to get in a pool and then I can’t see very well.

You can get prescription goggles

 

[Summer Rose]

You can get prescription goggles

f*** wearing goggles.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

swimming with a shirt on

what

some people do that

but i wouldn't because it's weird and people look at you awkwardly

 

[John Price]

I don’t think you should be allowed to drive.

Is there any particular reason why not?

1) I drove for Uber for half a decade

2) I actually have a license without any points deducted

3) I use my license nearly every time out to drive unlike other people who got a license and do not even own a car

4) I have not had a ticket ever for speeding / violation of any laws

 

[John Price]

You can insult my house or whatever I don't care but don't make up shit you don't know about (my driving)

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Is there any particular reason why not?

1) I drove for Uber for half a decade

2) I actually have a license without any points deducted

3) I use my license nearly every time out to drive unlike other people who got a license and do not even own a car

4) I have not had a ticket ever for speeding / violation of any laws

5) You've hit a cyclist

 

[Summer Rose]

Is there any particular reason why not?

1) I drove for Uber for half a decade

2) I actually have a license without any points deducted

3) I use my license nearly every time out to drive unlike other people who got a license and do not even own a car

4) I have not had a ticket ever for speeding / violation of any laws

Most entities that issue driver’s licenses don’t give them to people who are not of sound mind.

 

[John Price]

5) You've hit a cyclist

At least I have a car.

Keep riding the bus peasant.

 

[John Price]

Most entities that issue driver’s licenses don’t give them to people who are not of sound mind.

are you of sound mind to get a conceal carry permit

 

[John Price]

Florida has f***ed up gun laws. Ask George Zimmerman.

 

[John Price]

Have you been to UF campus.

 

[John Price]

You willingly ride the bus (without noise cancelling headphones mind you) even though you could buy a car and bluetooth in car to play kpop to and from work.

 

[John Price]

If you want to say city driving sucks I hear you, that's why I always ride the train in, but don't get a license then

 

[John Price]

I removed that English Dreamcatcher song from my kpop playlist because it is not playlist worthy

I kept Boca and the song after Boca

 

[Kairi Zaide]

At least I have a car.

Keep riding the bus peasant.

Keep hitting cyclists.

 

[Summer Rose]

are you of sound mind to get a conceal carry permit

Yes.

 

[Summer Rose]

Have you been to UF campus.

No.

 

[John Price]

Keep hitting cyclists.

cars are very cheap now

even you can afford them. buy used.

 

[Summer Rose]

If you want to say city driving sucks I hear you, that's why I always ride the train in, but don't get a license then

City driving is fine and I drive a manual.

 

[John Price]

No.

Does the husband work for UF

 

[Kairi Zaide]

cars are very cheap now

even you can afford them. buy used.

It's not a question of whether I can afford it or not.

 

[John Price]

City driving is fine and I drive a manual.

I hate driving in the city. All the stop lights. All the traffic. I hate traffic.

 

[irunthepeg]

The Roast of @John Price : Quarantine Edition