Useless Thread MDCCLX: Cooking Failure

[Bones Malone]

Does @Roman Fell have a valentine for a date tonight

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Kermit the crustacean

 

[Kairi Zaide]

 

[Kairi Zaide]

You make it hard for me
Salanghaedeon naege neon enemy

That part is amazing @Roman Fell

 

[Kairi Zaide]

(I figured the lyrics of that part without looking them up so it might be slightly wrong)

 

[Bones Malone]

 

[Mantis]

Those poor poor stuffed animals...

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Those poor poor stuffed animals...

I prefer not knowing what has happened to their original stuffing material

 

[Ceremony]

Does @Roman Fell have a valentine for a date tonight

Do you?

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Do you?

No. What about you?

 

[Mantis]

No. What about you?

He has a date with the Lets Build a City thread.

 

[Ceremony]

No. What about you?

Of course not

GOod talk we've got here

 

[LarryFisherman]

are literally none of you dating/chopping anyone? nobody else is married?

 

[Mantis]

are literally none of you dating/chopping anyone? nobody else is married?

I am cyber dating Zaide

 

[LarryFisherman]

I am cyber dating Zaide

how do you reach his butthole?

 

[Kairi Zaide]

how do you reach his butthole?

He is not dating me.

 

[Mantis]

how do you reach his butthole?

Long tongue

 

[LarryFisherman]

He is not dating me.

the two are not mutually exclusive

 

[LarryFisherman]

Long tongue

i am intrigued

 

[Kairi Zaide]

the two are not mutually exclusive

He has never loved me.

 

[LarryFisherman]

He has never loved me.

again, not really necessary when he's tongue punching your shit box

all you need is to know its clean and free of warts for a real good time down there

 

[Kairi Zaide]

again, not really necessary when he's tongue punching your **** box

all you need is to know its clean and free of warts for a real good time down there

no part of his body or spirit has ever came physically or virtually or imaginarily close to me

 

[John Price]

no part of his body or spirit has ever came physically or virtually or imaginarily close to me

carlo!!!

 

[LarryFisherman]

no part of his body or spirit has ever came physically or virtually or imaginarily close to me

maybe you should open up

 

[Kairi Zaide]

carlo!!!

carlo is a bad guy why do you like him