Useless Thread MDCCLX: Cooking Failure

[John Price]

Joe: Yeah man a f***ing silverback would destroy you in under 5 seconds. There's no human on Earth that can handle the raw strength of a gorilla. It would rip you in half.
Guest: You think it would take 5 seconds?
Joe: Yeah. Well, I mean... It's entirely possible it could kill you in one blow if it wanted to. So maybe even less.
Guest: And it's not like gorillas in the wild are going out and exercising as much as they can. They like to hang around and conserve energy so imagine if we could train a gorilla and prescribe it a weight lifting program.
Joe: DUDE.
Joe: eyes get big
Joe: starts breathing into the microphone
Joe: Holy shit.

Never played it. No interest in it.

K

 

[John Price]

Jre a Java runtime environment or a podcast!?

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Irony because you are noted nationalist Canadian only rooting for bianca and Milo's and any other irrelevant Canadians

I'm not sure you understand irony.

 

[John Price]

I'm not sure you understand irony.

You are pretty much a Don cherry clone over the top supportive of all Canadians

 

[LarryFisherman]

You are pretty much a Don cherry clone over the top supportive of all Canadians

is don cherry the only Canadian you know and can reference?

 

[CycloneLaunch]

@ucanthanzalthetruth @CycloneLaunch were you a fan of this Vito gay romance plotline in S6

Find it pretty funny when I’m rewatching now. Especially the scene of them rolling the grass after going for a bike ride.. feel like David chase put that story line in to f*** with the fan base.

You want some Johnny cakes bawse ?

 

[John Price]

is don cherry the only Canadian you know and can reference?

 

[John Price]

Find it pretty funny when I’m rewatching now. Especially the scene of them rolling the grass after going for a bike ride.. feel like David chase put that story line in to **** with the fan base.

You want some Johnny cakes bawse ?

Luckily Vito ended up going home and Phil capped his ass

Such a pointless excursion

 

[John Price]

is don cherry the only Canadian you know and can reference?

I listened to his podcast today on qc35

He is over the top defensive of his country like zaide. I get being a patriot but a blind jingoistic patriot who only recognizes Canadian talent and ignores the rest of the world smh

 

[John Price]

@Oogie Boogie

1. Get on battlefield today to grind tides of War rewards. You already missed last week's rewards.

2. I am going to Harris Teeter today!!

 

[LarryFisherman]

anyone who believes this will be honored is out of their minds. the orange twat hates Bezos.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

You are pretty much a Don cherry clone over the top supportive of all Canadians

Lolwat

 

[John Price]

Damien thinks he is still pretty good when he isn't and can barely survive on a shit job

Sound familiar

 

[John Price]

@Zaide maybe damien will turn to dishonest lifestyle again

 

[John Price]

@Zaide Carlo put his foot in Damien door and Damien inform him that Fanny is a police!

 

[John Price]

Natasha breaks into Carlo's club and shoots him.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Natasha breaks into Carlo's club and shoots him.

I think she will either freeze and be unable to shoot, or the gun will fail, and then she'll either run away, get beaten or get shot herself.

 

[Takuto Maruki]

1. Get on battlefield today to grind tides of War rewards. You already missed last week's rewards.

Ah yes, that vaunted reward as...one instant level unlock for Tides of War.

I also have a good feeling I could beat you in Battlefield.

 

[habsman56]

Where's the OG Useless Thread crew at?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Yeah, well I hope you cut your toenails too short so it feels weird when you walk.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Guy at work became a grandfather today.

You best not shove pictures in my face because I couldn't care less.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"I've never been bothered by a person reclining their seat on an airplane."

Undoubtedly said by some short and selfish assclown.

My knees always touch the seat the in front of me. This isn't a matter of personal space, this is a matter of you crushing my kneecaps for a precious couple degrees of recline.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I never recline my seat, even when no one is behind me, because it doesn't make a damn bit of difference.

Anyone who reclines is a muttonhead.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"If the seat is designed to recline, the person is allowed to recline."

That's some selfish logic.

My phone has a speakerphone on it, therefore I'm allowed to take calls on speakerphone in public and no one can say shit about it.

See how ridiculous that sounds? Now, imagine everyone doing whatever the f*** they want at all times.

Here, in civilized society, we try to be considerate of each other, we don't just do shit because we can.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Does @Roman Fell have a valentine for a date tonight