Useless Thread MDCCLIII: NHL 20 IS OUT NOW ON EA ACCESS! DROP DATE SEPT 13 2019

[Kairi Zaide]

Without googling give me the proper measurements for making jajangmyeon @Zaide

i have no idea what this is

 

[John Price]

"I make vegan bacon which looks disgusting, and I criticize Mike on his meals."

 

[John Price]

i have no idea what this is

What's the matter? Korean Zaide doesn't know Korean food?

 

[John Price]

@StanGetz program me a self driving car

 

[Kairi Zaide]

What's the matter? Korean Zaide doesn't know Korean food?

I do not know every single dish of every single cuisine in the world

 

[Kairi Zaide]

> completely avoiding the subject of him putting hot dogs in the microwave

 

[John Price]

> completely avoiding the subject of him putting hot dogs in the microwave

If you like eating cold refrigerated hot dogs be my guest but most of the civil world enjoys hot foods

 

[Kairi Zaide]

(to show it wasn't just bread)

 

[John Price]

For a cook you know shockingly little about cooking

 

[Kairi Zaide]

If you like eating cold refrigerated hot dogs be my guest but most of the civil world enjoys hot foods

First of, cooking hot dogs in the microwave is f***ing Pejorative Slured
Second, nobody makes hot dogs to eat with risotto unless they f***ing screwed up

 

[John Price]

Listen to yourself implying that people should eat cold hot dogs. Are you serious?

 

[John Price]

First of, cooking hot dogs in the microwave is ****ing ******ed
Second, nobody makes hot dogs to eat with risotto unless they ****ing screwed up

they were precooked the day before

leftovers get refrigerated and heated later

you're implying that they were raw and heated in the bread in the microwave.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Listen to yourself implying that people should eat cold hot dogs. Are you serious?

Pan fry them. Grill them. Don't f***ing put them in the microwave.

 

[John Price]

Pan fry them. Grill them. Don't ****ing put them in the microwave.

The stove's being used idiot

 

[John Price]

Who pan fries or grills day old hot dogs? Are you serious?

 

[John Price]

It takes like 1 minute to microwave hot dogs.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

they were precooked the day before

leftovers get refrigerated and heated later

you're implying that they were raw and heated in the bread in the microwave.

Why the f*** would you cook hot dogs in advance. You lose so much moisture from microwaving it that it becomes disgusting and the bread was probably soagy as f***.

 

[John Price]

What should I make next in my slow cooker?

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Who eats day old hot dogs?

ftfy

 

[John Price]

Why the **** would you cook hot dogs in advance. You lose so much moisture from microwaving it that it becomes disgusting and the bread was probably soagy as ****.

it's 2019

it's okay to use a microwave

I'm not running a f***ing professional kitchen like you

 

[John Price]

ftfy

You're too elitist and too good for hot dogs. Your opinion is invalid. You only eat disgusting vegan shit.

 

[John Price]

Your vegan bacon looked disgusting. You literally wrapped some shit in see through rice paper.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

You're too elitist and too good for hot dogs. Your opinion is invalid. You only eat disgusting vegan ****.

The only person who eats disgusting vegan shit is you.

 

[John Price]

The only person who eats disgusting vegan **** is you.

I didn't make the vegan bacon and eat it. You did.

 

[John Price]

You think it's possible to sous vide without a sous vide machine. Not only are you ignorant but you are ridiculously stingy and cheap. Fanny would hate to eat anything you cooked.