Useless Thread MDCCCXVII : Who Wants to be a Millionaire Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

JIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[John Price]

Didn't you hear what I said? Don't buy anything, don't get anything

 

[John Price]

I can't believe this. Are you stupid or what?

 

[Ben Griebe]

My kid likes to touch the strings, but every time I try to play she says "no no no" and pushes my hands away.

Tough crowd!

 

[Ben Griebe]

I can't believe this. Are you stupid or what?

Jimmy, Jimmy, I just got married.

 

[John Price]

Jimmy, Jimmy, I just got married.

I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Keep playing and have fun, I always feels like I'm back in my 20's when I pull one of the baby's out. The more you play the more you learn, and the more fun you have. Honestly, taking up a musical instrument is a good for a variety of reasons, especially if you live next door to @John Price

#TarantulaTidbits
#WiseOldUncleTarantula

 

[Ben Griebe]

I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.

Oh, he’s so talented. You could see how a white girl could fall for him.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

JIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh. You broke your cherry…

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Oh, he’s so talented. You could see how a white girl could fall for him.

What??

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Baked and playing Forza Horizon 5

 

[John Price]

You'll gonna get us all f***ing pinched, that's why.

 

[John Price]

Oh, he’s so talented. You could see how a white girl could fall for him.

He's so jealous. If I even look at anyone else...

 

[John Price]

I wonder what that Christmas rant looks like when Goodfellas is broadcast on cable.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Pink Caddy for Xmas after the heist

 

[Ben Griebe]

What??

Not me. But you could see how some girls could. Like that Swedish girl.

 

[Ben Griebe]

I wonder what that Christmas rant looks like when Goodfellas is broadcast on cable.

You had a fire? Too bad. Pay me.

 

[John Price]

 

[Ben Griebe]

Where am I? I'm in jail. I can't stop people from coming to see me.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Medium rare. Hmm. An aristocrat

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You had a fire? Too bad. Pay me.

You were robbed?? Oh well. Pay me.

 

[Ben Griebe]

You insulted him a little bit. You got a little bit out of order yourself.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You insulted him a little bit. You got a little bit out of order yourself.

I didn’t insult nobody!!!!

- Batts, the same guy who calls Jimmy and Henry “Irish hoodlums” mere moments before the incident with Tommy

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I didn’t wanna get blood on your floor….