Useless Thread MDCCCXLV: LOL ELON

[Sega Dreamcast]

Imagine being enough of a loser to buy a truck with giant stickers saying TRAIL BOSS on it, then being so much of a p***y that you're going 10 under in the left lane on the highway because it's raining

 

[PanthersPens62]

Very big announcement at 9 pm est!

Won't you be too busy watching the Caps play the defending President Trophy Champs on Bally Sports Florida??

 

[Neil Racki]

Imagine being enough of a loser to buy a truck with giant stickers saying TRAIL BOSS on it, then being so much of a p***y that you're going 10 under in the left lane on the highway because it's raining

My lady has a Jeep suv .. not one of the cool actual jeeps but the suburban mom suv version.

When I drive her car I make sure to give the universal jeep hand hello signal to the real jeeps I drive by .. just to piss them off a little bit.

 

[John Price]

Left hand up

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Just call him “E-LoL” Musk amirite???

Seriously though. f*** that guy.

Very big announcement at 9 pm est!

You got a job?

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Shut up Mike

 

[John Price]

That announcement last night was very disappointing

 

[John Price]

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — Jalen Wilson scored a career-high 25 points and Gradey Dick made three crucial baskets in the final 2 1/2 minutes to lead No. 4 Kansas past No. 7 Duke 69-64 on Tuesday night.

 

[PanthersPens62]

SUNRISE, Fla. (AP) — Carter Verhaeghe scored twice in the final minutes and the Florida Panthers beat the Washington Capitals 5-2 on Tuesday night.

Verhaeghe, who had six goals and 12 points in Florida’s six-game playoff series win over Washington last spring, scored on a loose puck to give the Panthers a two-goal lead with 3 minutes remaining before scoring into an empty net with 1:24 left.

“They keep telling me I am a shooter, so I just try to shoot the puck and I have two great guys next to me,” said Verhaeghe, who leads Florida with 10 goals. “The line has been good and the puck is going in.”

Florida also got goals from Aleksander Barkov, Sam Reinhart and Nick Cousins, while Sergei Bobrovsky made 41 saves for his first win since Nov. 3.

Dylan Strome and John Carlson scored for Washington.

Florida improved to 5-1-1 at home and is on a 16-2-1 regular-season run in Sunrise dating to last season.

 

[John Price]

SUNRISE, Fla. (AP) — Carter Verhaeghe scored twice in the final minutes and the Florida Panthers beat the Washington Capitals 5-2 on Tuesday night.

Verhaeghe, who had six goals and 12 points in Florida’s six-game playoff series win over Washington last spring, scored on a loose puck to give the Panthers a two-goal lead with 3 minutes remaining before scoring into an empty net with 1:24 left.

“They keep telling me I am a shooter, so I just try to shoot the puck and I have two great guys next to me,” said Verhaeghe, who leads Florida with 10 goals. “The line has been good and the puck is going in.”

Florida also got goals from Aleksander Barkov, Sam Reinhart and Nick Cousins, while Sergei Bobrovsky made 41 saves for his first win since Nov. 3.

Dylan Strome and John Carlson scored for Washington.

Florida improved to 5-1-1 at home and is on a 16-2-1 regular-season run in Sunrise dating to last season.

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — Jalen Wilson scored a career-high 25 points and Gradey Dick made three crucial baskets in the final 2 1/2 minutes to lead No. 4 Kansas past No. 7 Duke 69-64 on Tuesday night.

 

[PanthersPens62]

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — Jalen Wilson scored a career-high 25 points and Gradey Dick made three crucial baskets in the final 2 1/2 minutes to lead No. 4 Kansas past No. 7 Duke 69-64 on Tuesday night.

Like I didn't see it the 1st time?????? The U had a signature win over FAMU last night so I'm good thanks!

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Coworker having problems with OneDrive.

My advice was "Don't use OneDrive"

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

These Disney+ Star Wars shows are so stupid. Andor seems okay but they always add al this fluff beforehand. Just get to the show.

PREVIOUSLY ON ANDOR

30 MINUTE RECAP

30 MINUT LUCASFILM / STAR WARS INTRO

long ass "ANDOR" text to indicate that we're watching Andor, even though everyone already knew that

I skip ALL That shit

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

That announcement last night was very disappointing

The doctor said the medicine would fix my explosive diarrhea, but here I am, buying another set of bath towels

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Still not enough beer to make soccer watchable

 

[John Price]

LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) — Donovan Gregory scored 16 points, freshman Justin Abson made a hook shot in the lane with 35.5 seconds left and Appalachian State beat Louisville 61-60 on Tuesday night for the Cardinals third straight one-point loss.

Still not enough beer to make soccer watchable

Meh you find everything outside football and hockey boring