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Armed 22-year-old arrested for walking into Manassas Pizza Hut, making his own meal
Detectives said the man went in, got food from the freezer, started cooking and flashed a knife at an employee.
Imagine cooking your own food at a restaurant
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Armed 22-year-old arrested for walking into Manassas Pizza Hut, making his own meal
Detectives said the man went in, got food from the freezer, started cooking and flashed a knife at an employee.www.wusa9.com
Imagine cooking your own food at a restaurant
Restaurant, lirl, it was a Pizza Hut
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One of the few good things about working the fast food late shift was having all the ingredients and an open kitchen, so you could make whatever you wanted.
Nothing will ever come close to a Wendy's spicy chicken fresh out of the deep fryer.
Nothing will ever come close to a Wendy's spicy chicken fresh out of the deep fryer.
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I was mostly put in front, facing customers, because my boss thought I was attractive at the time.
True story. Too bad I've aged like milk.
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Working the front was easily the worst position, so I would give away whatever I could to the nice customers.
Someone ordering a small fry and a 5 piece nuggets would get a bag full of nuggets and fries. f*** it, we were going to throw it all away in 3 minutes so who gives a shit.
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The back of the house is hard work washing dishes or prep cooking in a hot kitchen, f*** that
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Depends. If it's a sit-down restaurant where waiters get tips, then those jobs are shitty and thankless.
If it's a fast food place where no one gets tipped, f*** them customers, get me as far away from them as possible.
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I didn't mind it too much. I just thought it was funny that at the point I was filling out the job application and asking where I'd work if I were hired, the boss said "you're good-looking, we're definitely going to put you in the front" and I don't remember how I responded. I very rarely worked in the back (that's what she said), I can only recall like once the entire summer.
I'm not bragging. I hate myself with the burning passion of a thousand suns.
After the fact, I taught my gf (now wife) the secret of how to get hot fries: order them with no salt. They had to make them fresh every time. So she did that and just grabbed a bunch of salt packets, and got nuclear fries every time afterwards.
For closing time, that's pretty much what we did too.
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Rather than lying, you could probably just ask for fresh fries and tell them you wouldn't mind waiting.
However, when people would try that shit from the drive-thru, we would just throw some already-cooked fries back into the fryer for a few seconds.
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I usually have my big announcements in the morning, after a cup of coffee gets everything moving down there
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Worked the front at Popeyes during high school. It was great. Sold weed right there, any of my customers come in theyd order a biscuit and get a bag with a biscuit and an eigth.
Always gave the nice people or poor people the fresh chicken and fries, shitty people got the old dried out pieces.
Near closing Id tell Nestor to drop some spicy chicken.
By closing time id walk out with 3 big boxes of chicken, fries, red beans and rice, biscuits etc .. easily $100 worth of food .. and there was always 5-20 of my stoner friends just waiting and salivating. Id put the boxes on a car hood and back away and theyd swarm like some zombies.
It really does pay to be nice and genuinely ask the employee how their shift is going prior to ordering.
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edit - I worked the front bc I was one of the few employees who spoke english and I was under 18 ..
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We didn't have anyone that didn't have English as their first language.
Such is life when you grow up in the Rust Belt suburbs, I guess.
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