Useless Thread MDCCCXLII: TuAnon Awareness Thread

[Sega Dreamcast]

It's like if WWE and Spaceballs had a deformed nature boy baby.

The worst part is that wasn't a special set for a themed PPV, that was just their usual WCW Saturday Night set

 

[Siamese Dream]

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Exactly

 

[Satan]

FINS UP

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

It could be from all the sodium you consume from the foods you eat. Just a thought.

Maybe he’s retaining fluid like those hyperobese landwhales that are shown/exploited on TLC???

Could we see “My Ix-Hundred Pound Life” coming next fall??

 

[John Price]

Maybe he’s retaining fluid like those hyperobese landwhales that are shown/exploited on TLC???

Could we see “My Ix-Hundred Pound Life” coming next fall??

lmao

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

I've been instructed to butter my bacon @MetalheadPenguinsFan

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

What's in a BLT @Siamese Dream

 

[PanthersPens62]

 

[John Price]

I know

 

[Siamese Dream]

What's in a BLT @Siamese Dream

WELL YOU GOT YA BACON
AND YA LETTUCE
AND YOU CAN HAVE ONIONS IN IT IF YA WANT

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[Siamese Dream]

Whoever has the least delicious cake has to buy the rounds in The Keepers

Never, ever joke about Swindon Football Club

 

[Siamese Dream]

I am going to need to research further information about the following:

Swindon Town's original pitch was located south of Bath Road, in the region of Bradford Road, adjacent to the Okus Quarry.[75] After a young spectator fell into the quarry the team decided to move first to Lansdown Road and then to a pitch near The Croft where they were to remain for the next 11 years.[1]

Swindon Town has had problems with hooliganism since the 1970s, with the first known group being called the Swindon Town Aggro Boys (STAB).[95] In a home game against Wrexham in March 1978, STAB were responsible for pelting the opposing goalkeeper with darts, stones and a golf ball.[96] Club chairman Cecil Green later proclaimed: "We intend to stamp out this thuggery. The incidents were diabolical."[95]"

"THAT WERE ABSOLUTE DIABOLICAL"

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Had to go to the bank

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Had these last week…would omnomnom again.

 

[Tarantula]

I don't have 6 years of experience. Don't send me this f***ing garbage. I don't give a f***ing shit.












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trust me getting all these lame listings is making me consider day drinking

By “Afghan Pressed” I assume you mean the “Afghan Black Hash” by Vortex, right??

I haven’t tried any Vortex branded hash although I’ve read good things online. Their “Afghan Black” hash and their “Alaskan Thunder-f*** Temple Ball” hash are on my “Hashes To Buy And Try” list whenever I grab some next.

What did you think of the Nugz “Old School” batch?? Did it remind you of stuff from back in the day??

And by ‘64 Lebanese you really mean the 1964 brand “Organic Hash” right??



Maybe it’s a UTI or bladder infection??

Yes, Vortex and 1964 organic hash. I'm horrible with details off the top of my head at my age. I do like both, and recommend the Afghan Black by Vortex. Very sticky, I sometimes will roll a "good nighter" with that rolled in. 1964 was good for a slightly lighter fare, nice on a weekend afternoon.

Old School actually did remind me of the hash I was getting in Sarnia, circa 1983. Very likely to sample some more.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I love how you call certain J’s “good nighters”

@Tarantula

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Had these last week…would omnomnom again.

Does it taste like the chicken?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Does it taste like the chicken?

Faintly.

I think they were more trying to replicate the Colonel’s secret herbs n spices and gravy.

Old School actually did remind me of the hash I was getting in Sarnia, circa 1983. Very likely to sample some more.

You’ll love it in a Kettle. The current Nugz batch of “Cuban Linx X Gelato Mint” is deelish.

 

[John Price]

Whoever has the least delicious cake has to buy the rounds in The Keepers

Never, ever joke about Swindon Football Club

A hard hat will not protect you from banter

 

[TheGreenTBer]

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2015 Audi R8 V10 Plus - ~17,900 Miles, AWD, 550-hp V10 Power, Panther Black

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[Satan]

 

[John Price]

Tua

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Tua

Tua deez nuts on your face