Useless Thread MDCCCXLII: TuAnon Awareness Thread

[PanthersPens62]

Thoughts & prayers to Morning Joe who is suffering with the 'Rona.

 

[John Price]

Arguing with a jabroni who doesn't believe in the concept of TuAnon. It's just satire like RealDonAgnelli, it has nothing to do with real world issues

you dum dum

 

[Satan]

tuanon roll call

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Lol, my wrx has an intake, exhaust, and tune and is both loud and makes lots of turbo noises. My kid always makes fart sounds when I let off the gas to shift since it blows off. Love watching him become interested in cars. He loves to sit on my lap and cruise up the cul-de-sac.

Haha that's both hilarious and adorable at the same time.

I will probably sell the wife's forester (she loves the 4runner) and put the wrx back to stock so we can share it as a 3rd car (she hates how loud it is). Then I'll probably find an older audi for sub 25k and rock that. I miss audi even though they are objectively worse in so many categories. A 2012 s4 or something would be great.

Cmon bro we both want a R8, don't kid ourselves.

My wife cannot drive manual and has no interest in learning, she's trying to convince me to get an auto for our next car and it's not going to work. If i ever get an auto it would be as a 3rd car, not a replacement for the WRX.

I do love the 4runner. Ancient tech but completely bulletproof. Some of the new tech is unnecessary at best anyways.

I have an intake, exhaust, strut bar, and a thicker sway bar on my Outback and the fiancee would complain about how loud and aggressive it is, until she eventually admitted that it's fun to drive.

I caught my wife doing a Corvette build online one day using the web tool. It was a huge victory.

I will admit that her CX-5 is very smooth, easy and quiet, but it's incredibly boring to drive.

The MX5, on the other hand, is awesome to drive despite being underpowered. Can't drive it in the winter though, at least not here.

 

[John Price]

I mean ignorance like that just pisses me off when people can't read BLATANT SATIRE

then again people think RealDonAgnelli is serious or hate speech so our society's ability to interpret jokes and sarcasm and wit has eroded significantly. I am worried for our population if that is the case

 

[John Price]

getting automated hr emails

"you've completed your test"

yeah i know i completed it like a week ago, your dumb "deductive reasoning / math / english test"

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS A PROPER ENGLISH SENTENCE

we've all gone to grade school we know this shit

although I will say the math is dumb lol. "Find 60% of the widgets here" I don't give a f*** bud

 

[PanthersPens62]

tuanon roll call

Present.

Expect Us.

 

[John Price]

imagine getting your little feelings hurt by TuAnon

 

[PanthersPens62]

Another one bites El Presidente's truth dust!

 

[John Price]

My legal counsel has advised me to move on so I will just rant about other topics

Wonder what is happening in the Korean Baseball leagues today. Last check NC was up 2-0

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

imagine getting your little feelings hurt by TuAnon

Sure, it's all a big joke, but some people's real lives were affected by the real thing, so they might not willing to laugh about a parody of a cult.

 

[John Price]

Sure, it's all a big joke, but some people's real lives were affected by the real thing, so they might not willing to laugh about a parody of a cult.

people need to stop...f***ing...taking...everything...LITERALLY

HAVE A f***ING BRAIN

LEARN, INTERPRET AND FEEL FOR YOURSELF INSTEAD OF JOINING A f***ING VAPID THOUGHTLESS HIVE MIND

f***ING DAMN IT THIS SHIT f***ING MAKES ME PISSED HOW OFTEN PEOPLE CRY ABOUT COMEDY AND SATIRE. "IT'S NOT FUNNY" NOT TO YOU IT ISN'T

TO OTHERS IT IS








purly aware of the irony of my post considering I say often that Magary and UrinatingTree are not funny

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

people need to stop...f***ing...taking...everything...LITERALLY

HAVE A f***ING BRAIN

LEARN, INTERPRET AND FEEL FOR YOURSELF INSTEAD OF JOINING A f***ING VAPID THOUGHTLESS HIVE MIND

f***ING DAMN IT THIS SHIT f***ING MAKES ME PISSED HOW OFTEN PEOPLE CRY ABOUT COMEDY AND SATIRE. "IT'S NOT FUNNY" NOT TO YOU IT ISN'T

TO OTHERS IT IS

How hard is it to have empathy for people who have been affected by a literal cult? Someone doesn't want to laugh about a parody when the real thing caused irreversible damage to their life/family.

God forbid anything gets in the way of people telling jokes on the internet

 

[John Price]

It's too f***ing early in the morning to get worked up over this shit

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

What if his name was Sal Tagovailoa and his fans referred to themselves as "Sal Qaeda"?

Is the idea of parodying a literal terrorist group enough for you to make the realization that some people were affected by it and will never want to laugh about it?

 

[John Price]

Saw a YT comment yesterday "T1 had terminators kill cops, unlike Terminators starting a life and a family."

There are just so many issues with this post (not that the post is wrong, it isn't, it just raises so many issues)

First of all by definition in T2 all the T units in the present day were destroyed including liquid man and Arnold

Yet in T3 again we are told that "judgement day was inevitable so everything you saw in T2 was pointless"

And then in Genesys we are told that Arnold not only survived the molten hot liquid but that he escaped, and started a family

What the f***

And that doesn't even raise the concern of a T unit breeding with what I assume is a human to start a family, how does any of this make any sense?

 

[Tarantula]

Since you’ll need hash to go with it, so far with the various brands of legal government store hash that are Ontario available, I have tried Tremblant, HashCo “Gold Seal”, and Nugz “Old School”.

All 3 of those hashes are super easy to work with. Whether you are rolling a hash worm to stick on a Kettle, or if you’re putting a hash worm into a joint. Or… if you’re rolling a little hash ball to stick on the Kettle, or crumbling up some hash to put in a joint or a bowl…each method, whichever you choose…they all work well.

Only smoking method I haven’t tried with any of these hashes yet is doing “hot-knives” (remember those?? ). Then again… I have enough burn scars and don’t need any more.

The Tremblant and HashCo “Gold Seal” are more hybrid types of high, whereas the Nugz “Old School” stuff that’s out right now (they rotate their batches) is alot more sativa based.

The types of Nugz “Old School Hash” available right now are either “Cuban Linx” ( made with just that strain by itself) or “Cuban Linx X Gelato Mint” (made with both these 2 strains.)

I know I’ve had the “Cuban Linx X Gelato Mint” hash twice. Not sure if I’ve had just the “Cuban Linx” by itself…

I just buy from the legal dispensarys now, just easier for me all the way around. I've had the Lebonese 64, and Afghan Pressed. I've had Old school as well. I will have to try some of the others you mentioned.

Yes, who doesn't remember hot knives. I know a guy who blacked out and fell on the hot burner chest first. He had a swirl scar on his chest after, guessing he wore a t shirt at the beach afterwards!

 

[John Price]

My mind is going to explode here

So Arnold is not a robot but as in Terminator 1 he is defined as a "cyborg" or "cybernetic organism" again meaning the skeleton is robotic but his flesh all exists

so in theory the T unit could breed could they not

This concept of a "cyborg"...I just equivocated a cyborg to a robot lol

 

[Satan]

What if his name was Sal Tagovailoa and his fans referred to themselves as "Sal Qaeda"?

Is the idea of parodying a literal terrorist group enough for you to make the realization that some people were affected by it and will never want to laugh about it?

shut the f*** up

 

[John Price]

i thought sega was a big TUA guy why is he not with our cult

i see he just goes with whoever earns him vcash lol

i told you get a vpn and gamble in VA

 

[PanthersPens62]

people need to stop...f***ing...taking...everything...LITERALLY

HAVE A f***ING BRAIN

LEARN, INTERPRET AND FEEL FOR YOURSELF INSTEAD OF JOINING A f***ING VAPID THOUGHTLESS HIVE MIND

f***ING DAMN IT THIS SHIT f***ING MAKES ME PISSED HOW OFTEN PEOPLE CRY ABOUT COMEDY AND SATIRE. "IT'S NOT FUNNY" NOT TO YOU IT ISN'T

TO OTHERS IT IS








purly aware of the irony of my post considering I say often that Magary and UrinatingTree are not funny

You know I'm having as much fun with this as anyone, but Sega is not wrong and we should be sensitive to anyone whose lives may have been affected by the real cult.

 

[John Price]

Nobody: "I can pay off my mortgage with all my vcash winnings"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

shut the f*** up

 

[John Price]

You know I'm having as much fun with this as anyone, but Sega is not wrong and we should be sensitive to anyone whose lives may have been affected by the real cult.

we're moving on

we're talking TERMINATOR now

"Tuaminator"

uh oh, cant' say that

 

[Satan]

broski off a bar fr