Useless Thread MDCCCXCVII: GOAT Novak Djokovic Appreciation Thread

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

He reported a nice weight loss this morning on ES, but I'm sure his multi-day battle with Ze Flu has a large part in that.

Probably from eating f***in’ gas station hotdogs…

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Had a co-worker in Paris just this past week, and she was saying the water was still pretty green :x

You mean the river they wanted to take a protest shit in??

 

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Dude’s been working out with different kinds of weights.

Anytime someone says “go outside” or “get off your ass”, he says “wait…”

“Wait, let me finish my Rita’s and I’ll polish off these nine beers”

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

“Wait, let me finish my Rita’s and I’ll polish off these nine beers”

He’d die if he drank that many

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Imagine getting shitfaced off of 1 glass of wine…

 

[PanthersPens62]

Nope. What's the alternative? Do they just use indoor facilities?
Change locations for that competition?

They say they have alternate locations in case the Seine is not ready, but they did not say which locations they are.

 

[PanthersPens62]

You mean the river they wanted to take a protest shit in??

Yup, Ze Seine River, which is the one that the Opening Ceremonies will be taking place on.

LMAO @ Ze "Gas Station Hot Dogs"

 

[Oogie Boogie]

They say they have alternate locations in case the Seine is not ready, but they did not say which locations they are.

They might as well go ahead and get those locations ready then.
Olympics are SOON!!!

 

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Imagine getting shitfaced off of 1 glass of wine…

That’s true. He might get hammered off of Welch’s tbh.

 

[PanthersPens62]

They might as well go ahead and get those locations ready then.
Olympics are SOON!!!

agree 100%!

 

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Hopefully England loses the final again just to see their fans have another meltdown

 

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Still gives me goosebumps after all these years @PanthersPens62

 

[PanthersPens62]

Still gives me goosebumps after all these years @PanthersPens62

Will never stop being bitter over this !

 

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Will never stop being bitter over this !

There there

 

[H3ckt1k]

Hey @Kairi Zaide

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Hey @Kairi Zaide

no

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Most underrated Dimebag solo IMO.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Hood Morning @MetalheadPenguinsFan !!!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hood Morning @MetalheadPenguinsFan !!!!

Hood morning to my always cheerful Floridian friend!!!

How are you this morning??

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Am glad my quip about ze gas station hot dogs made you giggle

@PanthersPens62

 

[PanthersPens62]

Hood morning to my always cheerful Floridian friend!!!

How are you this morning??

Hood morning again ! Doing well so far & a smile was on my face when I opened my PM's to find this:

#ComeHomeSoon

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hood morning again ! Doing well so far & a smile was on my face when I opened my PM's to find this:

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#ComeHomeSoon

A happy, smiling @PanthersPens62 is ze lifesblood of ze LNG

Smile on my cheerful friend!!!

 

[PanthersPens62]

A a day keeps Ze Doctor away !

 

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@PanthersPens62

 

[PanthersPens62]

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@PanthersPens62

You are ruthless ! But we need to get this baby to 1000 so if you feel the need to post this 500 more times, you have my permission !