I've grabbed so many of Stardew Valley's imaginary brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, completely imaginary.
The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out for almost 3 in-game years that I have proved to everybody in Pelican Town that I am the best. Growing crops, raising animals, even at cave exploring. Nobody can touch me.
And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, the Community Center keeps asking me, and only me, to volunteer my efforts. You want my crops. You want my goods. You want my money. You want my fish. And you want me to do all of this for free.
Do you know why I even bother? Because Pelican Town is filled with nothing but stupid rednecks who can't do anything for themselves.
Maybe it'll get better when Mayor Lewis is dead, but it'll just taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.
You want to hear a story about Mayor Lewis? You see all this stuff about community outreach, well he's-