Useless Thread MDCCCVI: Airborne (1993) Appreciation Thread

[Sega Dreamcast]

Does the 300 include Leonidas and his buddy?

Shouldn't it be 302

 

[Oogie Boogie]

What a f***ing surprise, Zack Snyder wrote the screenplay.

Don't let him write things

Do you work from home?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Another GoT actor spotted

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Do you work from home?

No, I'm at work, waiting for the phone to ring

 

[John Price]

Do you work from home?

No

 

[John Price]

No, I'm at work, waiting for the phone to ring

Don't you work nights

 

[John Price]

"work"

 

[John Price]

"watching Koreans play starcraft time"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Don't you work nights

I haven't been on night shift for a little while now.

Might get bullshitted back on to it because of management, though

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Jump scare

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Oh my god, start fighting already.

No wait, this dying kid has to give some exposition

 

[RayP]

Same thing with me. I don't know how to bowl and average maybe 100.

One time I got either a 210 or 220 (don't remember which one). I could never again even approach 150.

Think it was a 212 I threw. Me and my buddy got out of HS a period early but his brothers didn’t and we had to drive them home…. Bowling alley across the street had free shoes and games for like a bucks so we went there almost daily.


He still hasn’t cracked 200 and it drives him nuts to this day. It comes up often in our trash talking even 15+ years later.

 

[John Price]

I haven't been on night shift for a little while now.

Might get bullshitted back on to it because of management, though

Working until midnight must be torture

I wouldn't do it

 

[John Price]

Are you at least working 7 to 3 like a normal person

 

[John Price]

Bowling sucks. What are you lebowski

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Slow motion whip, slow motion jump, slow motion attack

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Mutant guy: "Let me serve you in combat"

No 6 pack, so no

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Leonidas was pretty respectful about turning him down, but this dude is being a bit of a bitch

(Yes, I know what happens)

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Slow motion scream while looking at the camera

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Slow motion action sequence where everyone charges at Leonidas one-by-one

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Does no one have a ranged weapon in this fight

Why would you charge at an army equipped with spears

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm no war general, but maybe fire more than one volley of arrows

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Again, charging at people with spears, this time on horseback.

What great strategery

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

You have no problem sacrificing your own soldiers, so just shoot some arrows while they're distracted

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

They showed that the mutant guy couldn't lift his shield above his head.

You could have let him stand near the back and when they fired the arrows, the problem would have solved itself