Useless Thread MDCCCVI: Airborne (1993) Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

I’ve never seen 300.

It's probably the only good Snyder film

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

It's probably the only good Snyder film

Dawn of the Dead was good, but you don't like zombie movies.

Watchman has some great moments, but is just way too f***ing long.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The Watchmen series on HBO was pretty amazing.

Brother in law tried to tell me that you didn't need to see the movie (or read the graphic novel) to understand the series. And he was trying to tell me this after I had already watched it.

It's a continuation of the Watchmen universe, so know your role, jabroni

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[John Price]

@LarryFisherman is j Cole coming to your hood

J. Cole with 21 Savage: The Off-Season Tour
Mon, Oct 4
Capital One Are na

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

We're already at like 4 gratuitous slow motion shots and we're still doing the opening exposition.

I can already tell that characters looking at the camera is going to beaten into the ground

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

That is absolutely not snow he is standing in, it's very clearly pillow stuffing, lirli

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"It's been more than 30 years since the wolf"

So Leonidas is almost 50? Did Vince McMahon book this shit

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

As we see random jobbers approaching Sparta, more pointless slow motion.

I bet this movie is half as long without all the slow motion

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

That's McNutty, isn't it?

Thought he looked familiar

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Sweet rat tail, Leonidas

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Why would you stand near the giant hole in the ground

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Slow motion falling and looking at the camera

God damn, this is like snorting pure Zack Snyder

 

[John Price]

That's McNutty, isn't it?

Thought he looked familiar

It is

Didn't notice until the end

 

[John Price]

@Sega Dreamcast should review a movie every week lirl

 

[TheGreenTBer]

And while on the subject I’ve also never bowled a 300. Did crack 200+ once out of sheer luck, though.

Same thing with me. I don't know how to bowl and average maybe 100.

One time I got either a 210 or 220 (don't remember which one). I could never again even approach 150.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

@Sega Dreamcast should review a movie every week lirl

I should start a blog

 

[JMCx4]

And while on the subject I’ve also never bowled a 300. Did crack 200+ once out of sheer luck, though.

You should try drinking hard liquor when you bowl (then get a designated driver). Those conditions are the only few times that I broke 200 on the lanes as a lad. That, and switching to bowling lefthanded which increased my concentration.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Jesus, we're just plowing through all of this exposition and storyline bullshit.

Feels like nothing but a formality before we get to the action scenes

 

[JMCx4]

I should start a blog

Mission accomplished. Next.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Mission accomplished. Next.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I want to replace Gerard Butler with George Clooney

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

What a f***ing surprise, Zack Snyder wrote the screenplay.

Don't let him write things

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Slow motion sex scene