Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXVV: Matthew "Chucky" Tkachuk Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

And then we hear you whine about having another sick tummy from eating spoiled food.

what

Do you actually eat fresh meals every day

I mean Stouffers

I make meals and then meal prep for days in advance

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

what

Do you actually eat fresh meals every day

I mean Stouffers

I make meals and then meal prep for days in advance

“Preps meals in advance”

*Is only 1 person who lives alone*



Or do the plushies get hungry too??

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

“Preps meals in advance”

*Is only 1 person who lives alone*



Or do the plushies get hungry too??

It's simple I'm too lazy to cook everyday. Just make meals in bulk and eat those every day

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

It's simple I'm too lazy to cook everyday. Just make meals in bulk and eat those every day

“W..w…why do I get food poisoning, tummyaches, or the liqui-shits??”

 

[PanthersPens62]

what

Do you actually eat fresh meals every day

I mean Stouffers

I make meals and then meal prep for days in advance

I admit I eat Stouffers & Marie Callender meals M-F however the meals I choose are not nearly as awful as the type of meals you like aka Fried Chicken etc. And the size of the meals are portions for 1, not the family sized meals. On weekends I broil ground beef one day & either a steak or lamb chops the other day. And when I do cook, its either for that 1 day, or on the rare occasions I make a pot of spaghetti or chicken soup it's enough to last 2 or 3 days MAX. You do realize food goes bad after a certain amount of time in the fridge, eh?

 

[John Price]

“W..w…why do I get food poisoning, tummyaches, or the liqui-shits??”

Funny coming from you when the woman went over to the in laws and got several days worth of sausages and food

this isn't the middle ages we have things called fridges that can store food for gasp...long periods

I admit I eat Stouffers & Marie Callender meals M-F however the meals I choose are not nearly as awful as the type of meals you like aka Fried Chicken etc. And the size of the meals are portions for 1, not the family sized meals. On weekends I broil ground beef one day & either a steak or lamb chops the other day. And when I do cook, its either for that 1 day, or on the rare occasions I make a pot of spaghetti or chicken soup it's enough to last 2 or 3 days MAX. You do realize food goes bad after a certain amount of time in the fridge, eh?

ROFL

at least doordash the big cheese.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

What would Rachael Ray think about your laziness????

I bet she wouldn’t be impressed.

 

[John Price]

rare occasions I make a pot of spaghetti or chicken soup it's enough to last 2 or 3 days MAX.

This is what happens here.

eating stouffer's and "Marie Callendar" M-F

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Funny coming from you when the woman went over to the in laws and got several days worth of sausages and food

this isn't the middle ages we have things called fridges that can store food for gasp...long periods

A. Aww is someone jealous that I have women in my life that love me, can cook for me, and cook well?

B. Shit doesn’t last for “long periods” in the fridge, Dumbass. More like 2-3 days maximum…

C. Whatever my wife brings home from her mother’s is usually our leftovers for the next day…or the day after that, tops.

D. This isn’t the f***in’ pioneer days where 1 person has to make/have an entire hoard of food to last through the winter, Dickbrains….

 

[John Price]

Help me understand, unless you all are being obtuse again.

I say that I made 2 boxes of Mac and Cheese that will go for 2-3 days so I can meal prep and have some every day for lunch / dinner

"You can't put food in the fridge for that long"

Then @PanthersPens62 DIRECTLY backs up my post by saying that sometimes he makes a big pot of spaghetti and keeps it for 2-3 days while also saying "You do know food rots right"

So what is the issue again with me making 2 boxes of Mac and Cheese yesterday and putting it in the fridge so I can eat it for lunch today, dinner today, lunch tomorrow, and dinner tomorrow?

C. Whatever my wife brings home from her mother’s is usually our leftovers for the next day…or the day after that, tops.

that's how long the food lasts here.

This isn't RDR2. Fridges exist.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

What the hell is the point of double batching it when you can just make 1 box at a time??

Split a box for that day’s lunch/dinner and quit being so f***ing lazy.

Again, you are only 1 person….

 

[John Price]

What the hell is the point of double batching it when you can just make 1 box at a time??

Split a box for that day’s lunch/dinner and quit being so f***ing lazy.

Again, you are only 1 person….

convenience

Doosan HR! 7-6!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

convenience

Right because you have such a fast-paced life and hectic schedule....

 

[John Price]

they just showed another le sserafim ad on kbo!

 

[PanthersPens62]

Help me understand, unless you all are being obtuse again.

I say that I made 2 boxes of Mac and Cheese that will go for 2-3 days so I can meal prep and have some every day for lunch / dinner

"You can't put food in the fridge for that long"

Then @PanthersPens62 DIRECTLY backs up my post by saying that sometimes he makes a big pot of spaghetti and keeps it for 2-3 days while also saying "You do know food rots right"

So what is the issue again with me making 2 boxes of Mac and Cheese yesterday and putting it in the fridge so I can eat it for lunch today, dinner today, lunch tomorrow, and dinner tomorrow?


that's how long the food lasts here.

This isn't RDR2. Fridges exist.

But you did not say "2 to 3 days". You never specified how long you intended to keep it in the fridge and you DO have a history of: a) keeping foods until they are spoiled and then arguing about being able to keep them for said long periods and b) getting sick from eating said foods. If you are indeed doing as said above then I have no issues.

 

[John Price]

lol

they always last 2 to 3 days

no point cooking every day

 

[PanthersPens62]

Speaking of "Pioneer Days".......happy 50th anniversary to Little House on the Prairie ! Long live blonde-assed Nellie Olsen, the pre-cursor to Blonde-assed Sami !

 

[PanthersPens62]

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“We’ve opened up a new Asian stand ‘Intentional Wok,’ bringing in some interesting new types of ballpark food that you don’t really see very often,” said loanDepot Park Executive Chef Alex Paz.

“I saw those bao buns,” said 7News’ reporter Alex Miranda.

“It’s a roasted pork and then we glaze it with a sweet soy glaze and a little bit of seasoning,” said Paz. “The baos are fresh and then we top it with a little bit of Sriracha mayo and some green onions.”

 

[Kairi Zaide]

How come? Are you afraid of commitment? I can relate to that honestly. I've had some bad experiences with men.

You have a son.

 

[John Price]

Miami Marlins "band"



@MetalheadPenguinsFan

 

[John Price]

"kayfaybe"

 

[John Price]

i can assure you putting 2 boxes of mac and cheese in the fridge is not kayfabe

also if Sega was still here he'd ramble on how undertaker never broke kayfabe and then broke it after he retired

"WHY ISN'T HE STILL ACTING AS THE TAKER LOL"

"UNDERTAKER IRL IS SO WEIRD TO SEE"

 

[John Price]

Zaide continuing to not acknowledge that Iyo Sky put a trash can over her head and jumped off a steel fence