Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXIII: NFL Pre-Postseason Discussion Thread

[John Price]

Fine day worth of work

looking over build a bear now

I wish my life was so boring that I could be entertained by the radio broadcast of a football game that I saw live on Monday night and have already rewatched once.

Now quick, post that McAfee singalong clip for the ninth time.

i mean i'm stuck in a room since 7 am what else do you expect me to do lol

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I mean i'm stuck in a room since 7 am what else do you expect me to do lol

How, exactly, are you stuck in a room

 

[LarryFisherman]

looking over build a bear now


i mean i'm stuck in a room since 7 am what else do you expect me to do lol

Dawg why don't you visit a doctor and get some medication

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

He's stuck in a room because the doctor is back in his office, poring through his medical journals and thinking "Man, that guy is really f***ed up"

 

[John Price]

20 dollar doordash

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"I’ve been to Oktoberfest many times and Beerfest seemed written by someone who…hadn’t."

It's a comedy, champ, they weren't going for realism.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"At this point I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed...that Zack Snyder can still get suckers to give him dumptrucks of money to light on fire."

 

[Ben Grimm]

"About 150 large, profitable businesses that could go back to paying less than 15% of income in taxes. Congressional Republicans want to cut taxes for an estimated 150 large and profitable companies, firms with over $1 billion in profits. In 2020, 55 of the largest, most profitable corporations paid $0 in taxes.

120,000 households with incomes over $4 million per year. Extreme MAGA House Republican leaders have also introduced legislation to extend the expiring Trump tax cuts, including the large share that flow to the highest income Americans. That would deliver an average tax cut of $175,000 — over 2.5 times a typical family’s annual income — to the 120,000 highest income American households". FACT SHEET: Extreme MAGA Congressional Republicans Propose Handouts to Rich and Tax Hikes for Working Families | The White House.

 

[John Price]

"About 150 large, profitable businesses that could go back to paying less than 15% of income in taxes. Congressional Republicans want to cut taxes for an estimated 150 large and profitable companies, firms with over $1 billion in profits. In 2020, 55 of the largest, most profitable corporations paid $0 in taxes.

120,000 households with incomes over $4 million per year. Extreme MAGA House Republican leaders have also introduced legislation to extend the expiring Trump tax cuts, including the large share that flow to the highest income Americans. That would deliver an average tax cut of $175,000 — over 2.5 times a typical family’s annual income — to the 120,000 highest income American households". FACT SHEET: Extreme MAGA Congressional Republicans Propose Handouts to Rich and Tax Hikes for Working Families | The White House.

k

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Worst movies of 2023 thread on Reddit (No particular order, just reading the top comments)

Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey
Expendables 4
You People
The Exorcist
Quasi
Rebel Moon
The Meg 2
Hypnotic
Haunting of the Queen Mary
Quantumania

 

[John Price]

rebel moon lol

quantumania wasn't that bad

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

quantumania wasn't that bad

Says the man wearing Captain America underoos

 

[John Price]

Says the man wearing Captain America underoos

yes I'm a marvel simp

that didn't stop me from booing this man at Thor love and thunder

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

yes I'm a marvel simp

that didn't stop me from booing this man at Thor love and thunder

I maintain that Ragnarok deserved equal, if not more, hatred as Love and Thunder.

Both movies were all over the place in regards to tone, but Ragnarok had so much painfully unfunny comedy ruining scene after scene.

 

[John Price]

Official: Child with lighter started Hill house fire

A fire at the $6.9 million home owned by Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill was started by a child playing with a cigarette lighter in a bedroom, a fire official said Thursday.

www.espn.com

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Official: Child with lighter started Hill house fire

A fire at the $6.9 million home owned by Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill was started by a child playing with a cigarette lighter in a bedroom, a fire official said Thursday.

www.espn.com

Literally a plotline from The Mick.

At the end of season one, Dee from Always Sunny gives the youngest kid a lighter and he burns the house down.

 

[John Price]

the mick lirl. man that takes me back.

always had a thing for Kaitlin Olson

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

the mick lirl. man that takes me back.

always had a thing for Kaitlin Olson

You have a thing for birds?

The daughter on the show is quite cute

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Official: Child with lighter started Hill house fire

A fire at the $6.9 million home owned by Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill was started by a child playing with a cigarette lighter in a bedroom, a fire official said Thursday.

www.espn.com

Top comment on Reddit:

"His kids are starting to fight back"

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

i don't want to sound ungrateful but these dumbass streaming sites keep having feeds that pause and buffer constantly

i can't even watch the us finland game

oh of course it works again once I refresh. no, can't work if i press stop and play again.

Oh, it would also help if they aired these games on TV here so I didn't have to turn to bootleg TSN feeds.

lol Finland up 1-0

Finland 2-0

 

[LarryFisherman]

i don't want to sound ungrateful but these dumbass streaming sites keep having feeds that pause and buffer constantly

i can't even watch the us finland game

oh of course it works again once I refresh. no, can't work if i press stop and play again.

Oh, it would also help if they aired these games on TV here so I didn't have to turn to bootleg TSN feeds.

lol Finland up 1-0

Finland 2-0

isn't it literally on nhl network?

 

[John Price]

oh i forgot the ton of people on /r/nfl that cried about the chiefs and braves names even though those names weren't as bad as Redskins

Indians and Redskins are the ONLY NAMES THAT SHOULD GO

EVERYTHING ELSE IS FINE

"but CHIEFS IS BAD, EVEN THOUGH CHIEFS FORBID ANYONE FROM ENTERING WITH HEADGEAR OR NA CLOTHING"

my favorite

"PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE USED AS MASCOTS" YOU f***ING IDIOT DO YOU NOT SEE THE GREEN BAY PACKERS. HOW WOULD A PACKER FEEL ABOUT BEING A MASCOT. OR A GUARDIAN. OR A VIKING.

f***ing idiots all of em

isn't it literally on nhl network?

it's not on this tv package

 

[LarryFisherman]

lol, then what are you complaining about? not paying for a package with nhl network?

it's literally on tv here in the states. do you want it on NBC?