Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXI - Maxxine Dupri Appreciation Thread

[Fixed to Ruin]

@John Price

Did you play Scorched earth?

 

[John Price]

@John Price

Did you play Scorched earth?

no

 

[John Price]

I did play the Simpsons arcade game lol

 

[Kairi Zaide]

dumb title

 

[John Price]

dumb title

i thought you liked alpha academy !

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

dumb title

I doubt he's even watched one of her matches

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Observe…..

I was fully expecting him to piss on them.

A very important gameplay mechanic that was broken in my pirated version of Postal 2, leaving you able to only piss once, so you would get softlocked when you got the mission to piss on your dad's grave.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

You picked up a health pipe.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[Kairi Zaide]

i thought you liked alpha academy !

only otis

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Entering week 13 of the NFL season and the no spread pickem pool has gone missing because of an update.

Well that sucks

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Lol Steelers

 

[John Price]

Duke goes on defensive, hires PSU's Diaz as HC

Duke has hired Penn State's Manny Diaz, whose defense gave up just 223.2 yards per game, for its head-coaching vacancy.

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He also brings head-coaching experience in the ACC, as he led Miami to three bowl-eligible seasons during his time there from 2019 to 2021.

Diaz, whose 2020 team at Miami was ranked as high as No. 7 in the country, was fired after three seasons with a 21-15 record. Miami is 12-12 since his departure.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You picked up a health pipe.

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“This can’t be good for me but I feel great!!!!”


“Health pipe my ass!!!! That’s stuff’s addicting!!!”

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I was fully expecting him to piss on them.

A very important gameplay mechanic that was broken in my pirated version of Postal 2, leaving you able to only piss once, so you would get softlocked when you got the mission to piss on your dad's grave.

The best is after you beat the game.

You can then piss gonorrhoea urine, or blood, puke, napalm, or gasoline in Enhanced Mode.

 

[John Price]

I remember very little about postal I never really got into it

 

[John Price]

wtf steelers

 

[John Price]

A man referred to simply as the "Postal Dude" has been evicted from his home. He believes the United States Air Force is releasing an airborne agent upon his town of Paradise and that he is the only individual unaffected by the ensuing "hate plague". He fights his way from his house to an Air Force Base through various locations, including a ghetto, train station, trailer park, truck stop, and an ostrich farm.

 

[John Price]

In Postal 2, the player takes on the role of the Postal Dude, a tall and thin red-headed man with a goatee, sunglasses, a black leather trench coat, and a T-shirt with a grey alien's face printed on it. Postal Dude lives in a dilapidated caravan trailer on land behind a house in the small town of Paradise, Arizona, with his nagging wife, who is identified in the credits as simply "The Bitch". The game's levels are split into days of the week starting Monday and finishing Friday.

The game also features a cameo by Gary Coleman, acting as himself, who appears early on as the objective of one of the game's tasks (travel to the local shopping mall to get Gary's autograph). The player can choose to fight and kill Coleman or simply have the book signed peacefully (after enduring a long line-up). The Dude twice mistakes Coleman as having starred in What's Happening!! and The Facts of Life, when he actually starred in Diff'rent Strokes. Regardless of the Dude's actions, the police storm the building in an attempt to arrest Gary Coleman and a gunfight ensues which invariably results in Coleman's apparent demise, with or without the player's help.

 

[John Price]

lirl the snowflakes were so triggered.

On the other end of the spectrum, GMR and Computer Gaming World (CGW) both gave Postal 2 scores of zero,[39] with CGW deriding Postal 2 as "the worst product ever foisted upon consumers."[40] In response, negative quotes from Computer Gaming World's review ended up being proudly displayed on the box art of the Postal Fudge Pack.[41] CNN journalist Marc Saltzman wrote that the game was "more offensive than fun" and concluded that "it simply goes too far, too often, and offers little else."[42]

 

[John Price]

you used to think that it was so easy
you used to think that it was so easy
but you're trying now