Useless Thread MDCCCLXXIII: NFL Post-Preseason and Pre-Postseason Thread

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

looking forward to legal NC gambling so Sega can explain to me how these round Robin parlays work

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

@Sega Dreamcast is there any game that you spent a ridiculous amount of time on

even my battlefield 4 analytics are about 400 hours

that's nuts

1900 logged-in hours in OSRS, but that's over nearly 10 years and isn't indicative of actual playing time.

Next closest game is probably Binding of Isaac. Steam says 400 hours, but it could easily be double that. Also over 10-ish years.

Unreal Tournament 2004 is probably up there too, but I have no idea how many hours it's been over almost 20 years.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Noted Lounge poster John Ratzenberger on Hell's Kitchen

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

This guy might miss dinner service because his back hurts from a slipped disc, yet when his team won the challenge earlier, he participated in the roller skating reward without a second thought.

What an idiot.

And now he's eliminated, smh, jackass

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Can't stand when Hell's Kitchen has high school kids judge food.

They don't know shit about shit, their opinions mean absolutely nothing.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Can't stand when Hell's Kitchen has high school kids judge food.

They don't know shit about shit, their opinions mean absolutely nothing.

Except, you know... That the point of that challenge, when they have it, is to judge who makes the best food for kids/teens. And it's not Gordon that will know that.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

it took 3 episodes for emmanuelle to be horny !!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

proud to announce my digestive system could handle the poutine I had Monday. pretty good stuff but they didn't have the syrup. just fries and cheese and pork

There’s no syrup on poutine you knob!!!

 

[John Price]

There’s no syrup on poutine you knob!!!

higher society

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

higher society

Yeah…well at least I can eat ice cream without worrying about shitting myself.

#NoHappyCowPillsForMe

 

[izzy]

pokemon go

ix when will you hit 1 million

 

[Kairi Zaide]

pokemon go

ix when will you hit 1 million

I'M GONNA GET THAT f***ING MASTERBALL

 

[Kairi Zaide]

There’s no syrup on poutine you knob!!!

imagine saying syrup instead of gravy

 

[izzy]

I'M GONNA GET THAT f***ING MASTERBALL

i just need about 21 more raids and 5 eggs. oh and a few daily research

i went from level 35 to level 37 during this 4X xp stuff (lucky eggs, challenge XP)

rewatching x files

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Except, you know... That the point of that challenge, when they have it, is to judge who makes the best food for kids/teens. And it's not Gordon that will know that.

I would like to assume professional chefs can put their preferred tastes aside and pick the objectively better dish when judging.

Unlike the teenagers making inane requests ("I want it to be colorful"), focusing too much on small issues with execution ("The grits are too salty"), or not liking part of a dish ("I don't like okra").

Gordon even called out one of kids for trying too hard to sound knowledgeable.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

i just need about 21 more raids and 5 eggs. oh and a few daily research

i went from level 35 to level 37 during this 4X xp stuff (lucky eggs, challenge XP)

rewatching x files

what the f***

I would like to assume professional chefs can put their preferred tastes aside and pick the objectively better dish when judging.

they really can't, especially not michelin star guys who evaluate everything as such and have known nothing but that for decades

kids and teens have significantly different tastes from the more refined tastes adults might have

a lot of stuff you probably liked as a kid are stuff you'd find utterly disgusting now, and you'd have a lot of trouble finding any redeeming quality to them

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

why does that girl keep hiding under the bed?

 

[John Price]

4 minutes in the recording corrupts so i can't even watch episode 2 fully

oh well

 

[izzy]

what the f***

how far are u

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

One game with Love and they're ready to give him the keys to the city.

Pick the right guy with that first rounder and it's possible you win another ring with Rodgers, who then might not force his way out.

 

[John Price]

 

[Kairi Zaide]

how far are u

not as far as you and i thought i was far