Useless Thread MDCCCLXXIII: NFL Post-Preseason and Pre-Postseason Thread

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

You mean he had no room for a yuuggee bowl of ice cream too? Meanwhile:

Stephen A. Smith: Shannon Sharpe was ‘pushed out’ of ‘Undisputed’

Stephen A. Smith says his new two-days-a-week partner Shannon Sharpe didn’t leave FS1’s “Undisputed” program “over his own volition.”

nypost.com

If true, not a good move by Skip, but Skip was clearly bothered when Unc tried to dominate the conversation.

 

[Dr Pepper]

BeardMeatsFood > that guy

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

7

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Red team loses dinner service, so they nominate two people for elimination.

Gordon fake eliminates both people, then ultimately eliminates someone from the Blue team.

That was some manufactured drama.

Damn it, just eliminate Josh already, he's such a dickhead.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The challenge is best dish wins it for their team.

Blue team has 3 people, while red team has 4 people and gets to present all 4 dishes.

How's that fair?

 

[John Price]

In Gordon Ramsay's Food Star one team had 3 people and one team had 4 people for the coffee challenge

adapt

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

In Gordon Ramsay's Food Star one team had 3 people and one team had 4 people for the coffee challenge

adapt

It's a reality show competition, at least try to make it seem real.

I'm pretty sure every challenge in the season I'm watching came down to the final person's dish, which is incredibly convenient for dramatic effect.

 

[John Price]

It's a reality show competition, at least try to make it seem real.

I'm pretty sure every challenge in the season I'm watching came down to the final person's dish.

I posted before when someone got eliminated yet you could see them in the background of service a few episodes later hk is the worst with editing

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I posted before when someone got eliminated yet you could see them in the background of service a few episodes later hk is the worst with editing

The show tries so hard to manufacture drama.

Someone takes a dish to the pass, the music starts to crescendo as Gordon looks at it, then he says it looks delicious.

 

[John Price]

The show tries so hard to manufacture drama.

Someone takes a dish to the pass, the music starts to crescendo as Gordon looks at it, then he says it looks delicious.

this is pretty much all of his US shows.

They love to interrupt drama with commercials to put you in suspense.

"Red team, your nominee is?" *camera zooms in*

video of HK chopping board as they go straight to "commercial"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Of course Josh isn't going to get eliminated.

God damn it, he's such a insufferable douche.

To his credit, he's just really annoying, he's not a literal piece of shit like Krissi from Masterchef S4. She's human garbage.

 

[John Price]

that's why I don't understand why @Le Zairafim still watches that crap. it's scripted, 95% of the chefs are not capable of running his restaurant and are just placed there for him to yell at, and nothing new happens every year

But Miaaaa!

This new American Dream HK is so dumb too. WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM? AMERICA CHEF.

Gordon perplexed face

every HK episode ever, table 4 one scallop two john dory

john dory comes back

IT'S RAW

RAW IN THE CENTER

I CAN'T DO THIS...SHUT IT DOWN!

 

[John Price]

you, you, you, you and you. f*** OFF! GET OUT!

Dramatic music plays

Goes to commercial

Of course Josh isn't going to get eliminated.

God damn it, he's such a insufferable douche.

To his credit, he's just really annoying, he's not a literal piece of shit like Krissi from Masterchef S4. She's human garbage.

BACK IN LINE!

at least hk is better than that Sandoval crap

 

[John Price]

why would anyone watch Vanderpump or real housewives.

even the special forces show with Tom Sandoval looks awful lol

 

[John Price]

I will muse though that Christina Hall looks f***ing fine. She was the former wife of Tarik of Tarik and Christina fame on HGTV. Man. She is my age.

And she has like 3 children and looks f***ing hot.

 

[izzy]

my cat will not stop chewing my new laptop cord

 

[John Price]

Commanders night at Nats park

"100 dollars you can join an exclusive tailgate with all you can eat and drink food. Commanders STH get 40% off"

Wow, maybe 60 dollars may be worth it

Today, email. "THE 40% OFF IS JUST FOR THE SEAT IT DOESN'T INCLUDE THE TAILGATE. THE TAILGATE IS AS MUCH AS 140 DOLLARS"

Well f*** that mother f***ing shit

 

[John Price]

f***ing get so much f***ing dumb ass junk mail in my inbox

i don't f***ing care

"NEW JAVA DEVELOPER POSITION WANTED"

"THIS IS YOUR PAYMENT FOR 500 DOLLARS FROM GEEK SQUAD"

no it isn't, because I never ordered anything from there. f***. I'm not in a good mood today. I've also been up since 3:30 AM because I can't f***ing sleep. I'im in no mood.