Useless Thread MDCCCLXVII: Battlebit Remastered Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

Update: Bianca lost

Good

 

[John Price]

The NBC Olympic overflow channel used to play this on repeat at the gym

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Sober Bostonian: "I have no accent at all."
Drunk Bostonian: "REMEMBAH WHEN KEVIN MILLAH USED TO RIP 'EM OFF THE GREEN MONSTAH KID?"

 

[John Price]

They're showing the Marlins here because of the rain delay

 

[John Price]

Marlins sac fly, take the lead.

 

[John Price]

Did not put money on Miami today

 

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

I've been too tired today. I've been napping for like 3 hours today. I hate it >:|

 

[John Price]

I've been too tired today. I've been napping for like 3 hours today. I hate it >:|

Play more BBR to stay awake

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[Ben Grimm]

@John Price has never complained about losing a bet or blamed @PanthersPens62 for losing a bet.

 

[John Price]

Can't play BBR especially with the hour long rain delay

@John Price has never complained about losing a bet or blamed @PanthersPens62 for losing a bet.

Might get some shake shack

 

[PanthersPens62]

Did not put money on Miami today

Not a good idea..........IIIIIIIIt's a Marlins win!!!!!!

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

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Is that some kind of stupid magic scarf for the plushies to keep them warm at night??

Stop buying this dorky stupid kids junk.

No wonder you can’t get laid.

 

[John Price]

Heading home to play BBR

 

[John Price]

@Oogie Boogie
@Sega Dreamcast

get on Battlebit.
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[TheGreenTBer]

Lirl

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

@Oogie Boogie
@Sega Dreamcast

get on Battlebit.
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Watch your tone when talking to higher ranks.

You will address us me by sir.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

People actually like players that spam music over their mics? I think they're obnoxious.

However, as a man of fine taste, I believe some well-timed Looney Tunes sound effects would be hilarious.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"fr. these whiners don’t know… i have 350+ kills on the vector, 440+ on the groza etc. the gun doesn’t matter these mfs need to git gud"

Some asshole with more Vector kills than I have total kills wants to tell me the guns don't matter.

"Just play better" says the people who treat the game like it's a f***ing job.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Someone talking shit after getting a claymore kill

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Was using the MP7 until I unlocked the AK15.

Went back to the MP7 and yeah, definitely use an SMG.

The benefit of high firerate in CQB far outweighs the ability to engage at longer ranges.

Engaging at longer ranges is a bit of a trap anyway, you're constantly giving your position away while opening yourself up to multiple enemies who might be better equipped for the situation.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Team mate plays a song because he got killed.

It distracts me right as an enemy rounds a corner and lights me up.

f*** your voice chat spam. You're not funny, you're annoying.