Useless Thread MDCCCLXVII: Battlebit Remastered Appreciation Thread

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

currently eating ice cream and watching masterchef

Sounds like a hardworking day….

 

[John Price]

stepping on the scale today be like

@Fixed to Ruin
@NyQuil
@MetalheadPenguinsFan

The fact that Zuckerberg is 5'7'' 155 pisses me off

how can I lose 12.9 pounds fast?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

As much as I wanted the Chiefs to lose the Super Bowl, I would like to admit that I was cheering for the wrong team.

Nothing against the Eagles, but holy shit are their fans annoying and whiny.

 

[John Price]

"Eat less ice cream tubby"

Well the ice cream I mentioned is 140 calories. So stop whining about how I shouldn't be eating junk food.

"NO MORE ICE CREAM NO MORE CAKE FATTY"

I don't eat cake. Ice cream again 140 cal.

I am far under 2000 cal

what the f***? where is this mass coming from?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

what the f***? where is this mass coming from?

Ice cream

 

[John Price]

Ice cream

140 cal

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Musk’s X Corp. sues data scrapers for “severely taxing” Twitter’s servers

X Corp. lawsuit says unidentified scrapers forced Twitter to impose rate limits.

arstechnica.com

No judge should even entertain such stupidity.

 

[John Price]

If you're saying I should watch what I eat and not follow strict analytics of keeping under 2000 cal then f*** it I give up

Now if you excuse me I got some Kirkland ice cream bars to wolf down

 

[John Price]

Go to Costco, full pizza nearly 3000 cal

But it's 10 dollars.

The trick you see is to eat 2 slices per meal.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

If you're saying I should watch what I eat and not follow strict analytics of keeping under 2000 cal then f*** it I give up

Now if you excuse me I got some Kirkland ice cream bars to wolf down

2000 cal/day is the guideline, but is it actually the same for all different body types?

I'm 6'5" and 240 pounds, there's no way we passively burn the same amount of calories in a day.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The Harris-Benedict formula is a relatively simple process in which a person multiplies their basal metabolic rate (BMR) by their average daily activity level.

BMR is the number of calories a person burns by simply existing. BMR varies based on age, sex, size, and genetics. To calculate BMR, a person uses inches for height, pounds for weight, and years for age in the following formulas:

For men: 66 + (6.2 x weight) + (12.7 x height) – (6.76 x age)
For women: 655.1 + (4.35 x weight) + (4.7 x height) – (4.7 x age)
The results of the BMR calculation are then used to multiply against the average daily activity of the person. Points are awarded based on how active a person is.

Points for activity levels are as follows:

1.2 points for a person who does little to no exercise
1.37 points for a slightly active person who does light exercise 1–3 days a week
1.55 points for a moderately active person who performs moderate exercise 3–5 days a week
1.725 points for a very active person who exercises hard 6–7 days a week
1.9 points for an extra active person who either has a physically demanding job or has a particularly challenging exercise routine
When the BMR is calculated and the activities points are determined, the two scores are multiplied. The total is the number of calories burned on an average day.

For example, to calculate how many calories a 37-year-old, 6-foot-tall, and 170-pound man who is moderately active burns, the formula would look like:

(66 + (6.2 x 170) + (12.7 x 72) – (6.76 x 37)) x 1.55 = 2,766 calories/day

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

stepping on the scale today be like

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@Fixed to Ruin
@NyQuil
@MetalheadPenguinsFan

The fact that Zuckerberg is 5'7'' 155 pisses me off

how can I lose 12.9 pounds fast?

Put your gut on the towel rack

 

[John Price]

If I weighed 240 id look like ol tubby

But also you are much taller than me

Curse my short stature

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I was bad about eating last weekend, need to not make the same mistake this weekend.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

why isn't he eating at the big cheese or getting mark light shakes

 

[John Price]

Watch out, Luigi is an offensive stereotype.

Okay I'll drop it

Lionel Messi KISSED by a fan in Miami as he leaves restaurant

Messi mania has well and truly hit the United States as soccer fans continued to roll out the warm welcome for the seven-time Ballon d'Or winner ahead of his imminent MLS arrival at Inter Miami.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Watch out, Luigi is an offensive stereotype.

I think there was a discussion on The Sopranos about how Italians are portrayed in mass media.

f***ing snowflakes trying to acknowledge negative stereotypes.

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62 have you offered Messi complimentary NCL cruise ship tickets yet

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

According to you, people assuming things about you because of your ethnicity is a good thing.

Now go home and get your f***ing calculator.

Be sure to not crash your car on the way.

 

[PanthersPens62]

@PanthersPens62 have you offered Messi complimentary NCL cruise ship tickets yet

No.

 

[John Price]

"training camp has been one of the most requested features in Madden"

Are you sure about that every off season I Sim anything not related to the draft or free agency

 

[John Price]

NBA 2k : add up to 6 new teams into the league and set their division

Madden : move your team anywhere. New feature!

 

[John Price]

When you coach Miami in Madden and instantly move them to Birmingham Alabama

 

[Oogie Boogie]

I want NHL 24 to have a new Be A Pro mode