Useless Thread MDCCCLXVII: Battlebit Remastered Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

It's a f***ing ridiculous mission

Its also the first Yousef mission!

 

[PanthersPens62]

How are things, Floridian Flanders-esque Legend of Ze LNG…..

@PanthersPens62

Is El P still doing El P things??

Doing good........watching more sports that you don't like, though. All quiet on the El P front for now.

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

Good for Deebo. Gelb was trying to bait him & he did not fall for it. I don't blame him or any 49er being sick of being asked the same questions about that game & the rematch over & over.

 

[John Price]

Its also the first Yousef mission!

So I flew the chopper all the way to the end, then the 3 arms dealer boats land at the endpoint, and the dealers all run out. I am out of my chopper and get most of them, and then spend the rest of the time chasing down the remaining ones. Well, there's one to go and I shoot some guy with my rifle hoping it's the last one, but the guy was actually somewhere else nearby, shoots me and the mission fails because I died

so dumb

 

[PanthersPens62]

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@MetalheadPenguinsFan Translation: Pidddles is about to have a new friend.

 

[John Price]

also you literally cannot control the berserker or whatever the heli is called accurately on pc. at least not with keyboard and mouse. So dumb. Thing is always jiggling. Can't even aim properly at the boats

May try again with a xbox controller and see if it's easier.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Doing good........watching more sports that you don't like, though. All quiet on the El P front for now.

Lemme guess… that girly-man jabroni racquet ball nonsense??

Ach! Ptooey!!!

 

[John Price]

@MetalheadPenguinsFan Translation: Pidddles is about to have a new friend.

no

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

@MetalheadPenguinsFan Translation: Pidddles is about to have a new friend.

That thing looks so goddamn DUMB.

I just….

Nope.

 

[John Price]

that said the cutscene in the Yusuf mission where you can hear women in his bedroom and Luis accuses them of being a video is hilarious

"No homie it's the real deal!"



"These are some terrorist motherf***as, take them out!"

It's a real shame the mission is as difficult as it is because parts of it are really fun. I could just stop playing TBoGT and move on to GTA V...but I would feel like so much is incomplete

must beat the damn DLC to advance

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

also you literally cannot control the berserker or whatever the heli is called accurately on pc. at least not with keyboard and mouse. So dumb. Thing is always jiggling. Can't even aim properly at the boats

May try again with a xbox controller and see if it's easier.

Should have used a controller to begin with Moron…

 

[John Price]

Should have used a controller to begin with Moron…

it's literally easier to shoot (without a chopper) with a mouse and keyboard

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Also with Sexy Time you don't have to use the mini-gun nor the rockets to complete the mission (even when you are trying to do the 100% stats, it just count the time, the damages and the destroyed boats).

it's literally easier to shoot (without a chopper) with a mouse and keyboard

To each their own.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

Lemme guess… that girly-man jabroni racquet ball nonsense??

Ach! Ptooey!!!

Yup! Wimbledon Tennis every day thru Sunday & tonight is the MLB Baseball All-Star game.

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Mother. Of. God.

 

[John Price]

Yup! Wimbledon Tennis every day thru Sunday & tonight is the MLB Baseball All-Star game.


Mother. Of. God.

But you don't care about any Wimbledon player other than Djokovic.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I do especially when they talk so much shit online about it

"concacaf champions"

you haven't won shit domestically since 1990

"BUT WE WON THE WOMEN'S OLYMPIC SOCCER TOURNAMENT!"

good luck trying to win the world cup this year

if you talk to Canadian soccer fans they act like they are the best even though US is back to back Nations League champs and current Gold Cup champ

but keep talking about being kings of Concacaf. You know Canada has never won a World Cup game before?

 

[John Price]

Hungry

 

[PanthersPens62]

But you don't care about any Wimbledon player other than Djokovic.

IF, & that is a BIG "if", GOAT Nole & all remaining Americans are eliminated before Sunday, there is a chance I will not watch thru the end of the tourney.

 

[John Price]

IF, & that is a BIG "if", GOAT Nole & all remaining Americans are eliminated before Sunday, there is a chance I will not watch thru the end of the tourney.

Bandwagon

 

[John Price]

Northwestern alumnus Mike "snake" Greenberg

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Actually heard people talking about Prime Day today, as if all of the recent Prime Days haven't been underwhelming.

"Look at this, Amazon says it's a great deal"