Useless Thread MDCCCLXII Kyle Sielaff Appreciation/5 Hour Sporting Event Depreciation Thread

[John Price]

He actually fell asleep right after the Panthers went ahead 3-2 and woke back up with just under 2 minutes to go. Took forever to get back asleep after all that excitement. I still can't believe this is all real.

what kind of fan falls asleep during a hockey game

and they criqitued me for walking out of game 6 of the eastern conference semifinals

 

[John Price]

That said you finally seen your team win a playoff series after 26 years last year, and now finally their first Stanley Cup appearance

"hurr durr they made it in 1996"

Let me guess you still won't be attending Finals games at FLA Live Arena

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

what kind of fan falls asleep during a hockey game

and they criqitued me for walking out of game 6 of the eastern conference semifinals

I've been constantly falling asleep during the games because I wake up at 4:30 and go to work.

Unlike you, who wakes up at 4:30 and just kinda hangs out all day

 

[John Price]

I've been constantly falling asleep during the games because I wake up at 4:30 and go to work.

Unlike you, who wakes up at 4:30 and just kinda hangs out all day

I'll have you know I can't go back to sleep because the f***ing birds are chirping out.

Feels odd to be up for a NPB game in the 1st inning!

SoftBall Hawks 1
Nippon Ham Fighters 0

2nd

And if you have to be up at 4:30, shouldn't you be asleep earlier? And you can DVR the rest of the game on youtube tv and since you bring a leisure laptop to your workplce (imagine not remote working in 2023) watcht he end there

#LifeProTip

 

[John Price]

@Le Zairafim these segments are so scripted with gordon joe and aaron!

@PanthersPens62 did you have any thoughts on elon's "big announcement" last night

This is MasterChef United Tastes of America

why are they separating people into regions now

I miss the all star chefs last year

Of course all these spoilers in the first f***ing 3 mintues so have to fast foward

 

[John Price]

what id you were born in the east and moved midwest for work or the south

which region would you be then, south?

i think i like it! regional dishes!

okay i'm going to turn on my gaming pc and watch this there

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'll have you know I can't go back to sleep because the f***ing birds are chirping out.

 

[John Price]

Did you ever play Wolfenstein The New Order or Wolfenstein II

shit I need to check steam for Wolfenstein II. i can't just end the game like that!

 

[John Price]

game still 40 dollars like 5 years after it came out lol

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Had to make a spreadsheet template just so I can see apparently-expensive graphs of my day-to-day workout progress.

End goal is hopefully harnessing some of that number go up energy for working out.

game still 40 dollars like 5 years after it came out lol

They do the same thing with old Call of Duty games.

Allegedly they do that to encourage people to buy the new one, which is kinda stupid because there's more than just multiplayer.

 

[John Price]

Had to make a spreadsheet template just so I can see apparently-expensive graphs of my day-to-day workout progress.

End goal is hopefully harnessing some of that number go up energy for working out.



They do the same thing with old Call of Duty games.

Allegedly they do that to encourage people to buy the new one, which is kinda stupid because there's more than just multiplayer.

I have a spreadsheet of my weight, I measure it like every day

and then people have the unmitigated gall to say you shouldn't measure yourself every day, why the f*** not

THESE ARE REAL LIFE ANALYTICS HERE

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I have a spreadsheet of my weight, I measure it like every day

and then people have the unmitigated gall to say you shouldn't measure yourself every day, why the f*** not

THESE ARE REAL LIFE ANALYTICS HERE

I see no reason to not weigh yourself everyday, so long as you understand that weight fluctuates for many reasons and the overall trend is more important than what you weigh on a single day.

It makes sense as advice for people who would get easily discouraged by a bad weigh-in.

 

[John Price]

Wtf fighters Hawks already in 5th inning

 

[John Price]

I don't think they like her manicot

Are they going to stress again how this is the biggest season yet

 

[John Price]

I'm gonna say no...

To the music career and yes to MasterChef

Does Gordon actually string people along like that irl

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Canes kinda proving my theory that 6 fans could storm the ice and win the Cup

 

[John Price]

What theaters are you going to where people are yelling during the movie

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

This account has been suspended

 

[John Price]

Adult Tickets

$45.00 x 1

Fees

$16.92 x 1

Order Fee

$6.00

Promo code

Total

$67.92

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

More thought was put into that Gram than the entire Fast X script

 

[John Price]

Bored

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Wish it was Friday

 

[John Price]

Wish it was Friday

It's a long memorial day weekend