Useless Thread MDCCCLXII Kyle Sielaff Appreciation/5 Hour Sporting Event Depreciation Thread

[Sega Dreamcast]

There's one computer with a broken shortcut, but tough shit, you don't have admin rights.

Sorry, even though you work on multi-million dollar equipment, we can't trust you with this shitty $500 HP computer.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Bruce Boudreau, for one

Is there a Häagen Dazs crowd-vendor nearby??

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Is there a Häagen Dazs crowd-vendor nearby??

There was, until one man bought a 150-scoop sundae

 

[John Price]

Watching npb

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Things I love about this scene:

A. The fact that this ginormous sundae gets brought out in a f***ing wheelbarrow!!

B. That the sundae’s name is…”Mount Bellyache”

C. How downright pissed Lisa’s expression still is

D. The little flag on the top of Mount Bellyache!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

There was, until one man bought a 150-scoop sundae

 

[John Price]

language

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

*Jim Ross voice*

BAH GAWD KING!!! BRUCE BOUDREAU JUST STOLE THAT ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!

language

Tell that to BBQ Bruce, not me.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

were yinz aware miami finished 2nd in the coastal

but fire dimare amirite

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Clear off that cluttered table FFS you slob!!

Lirl at the “Asian Cooking” cookbook beside the fabulous Rachael Ray’s quintessential “Yum-O”

 

[John Price]

He frontin’ with all them books. But if we pull one down off the shelf, ain’t none of the pages ever been opened.

@Paul Simonon

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Rick Steves is a legit motherf***a.

Dude be laying pipe all around the world

 

[John Price]

Nippon ham fighters cheerleaders wearing furry outfits again lol

 

[John Price]

I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style
And so I came to see him, and listen for a while
And there he was, this young boy, stranger to my eyes

Strumming my pain with his fingers (one time, one time)
Singing my life with his words (two times, two times)
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song
Telling my whole life with his words
Killing me softly with his song

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62

 

[PanthersPens62]

were yinz aware miami finished 2nd in the coastal

but fire dimare amirite

And here we go again. We have much higher standards for the baseball team. Lets see if he can actually lead them to an ACC championship & to Omaha before crowning his ass.

Elsewhere......looking forward to HF imploding when Kyle Dubas is named the new Pens GM!

And a big, well deserved gratzky to Peyton Manning for his 1st of hopefully many sports Emmys!!

 

[John Price]

And here we go again. We have much higher standards for the baseball team. Lets see if he can actually lead them to an ACC championship & to Omaha before crowning his ass.

Elsewhere......looking forward to HF imploding when Kyle Dubas is named the new Pens GM!

And a big, well deserved gratzky to Peyton Manning for his 1st of hopefully many sports Emmys!!

Since when did you know the fugees

 

[PanthersPens62]

@PanthersPens62

I give you shit for a lot of things but there is no doubt you and I share (for the most part) a very good taste in music. I give you a pass on the K-Pop stuff because I know it's a part of your culture/heritage.

 

[John Price]

I give you shit for a lot of things but there is no doubt you and I share (for the most part) a very good taste in music. I give you a pass on the K-Pop stuff because I know it's a part of your culture/heritage.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Since when did you know the fugees

I had to think about this for a minute. Yes I have heard of them. However, it was the Roberta Flack version that I thought you were talking about.

 

[John Price]

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Rick Steves is a legit motherf***a.

Dude be laying pipe all around the world

Ain't nothing but a Steves thing, baby