Useless Thread MDCCCLX Paul Maurice/Swaggy V./Matthew "Kay-Chuck" Appreciation Thread

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Nothing to eat here, have to open up a can of tomato soup

a lunch so boring it's not worth taking a photo of

You just don’t want us seeing your fat ass shotgunning it out of the can….

Or seeing your tragic take on multiple grilled cheese sammiches to pair it with.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Yellow corn tortilla chips and salsa and Mountain Dew for lunch I think….

#NoShame

 

[John Price]

Yellow corn tortilla chips and salsa and Mountain Dew for lunch I think….

#NoShame

Disgusting

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I can't imagine doing anything other than sports

It's sad

Competitive eating isn’t a sport…it’s gluttontainment!!!

Shouldn’t you be busy out buying food/multiple-sandwich-for-dinner ingredients???

 

[LarryFisherman]

I can't imagine doing anything other than sports

It's sad

More sad for Peter Forsberg that his wife left him than the avs losing in 7



craziest game ever

could have used some of that sparkle last night

 

[John Price]

I wish I had a blonde trophy wife



I don't know about their politics though

you know every one of those southern girls...how they think lol

would the trade off be worth it !



f*** do not do this to me at 1 in the afternoon

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

some hot ass pittsburgh "women" at the game saturday

lol

i do not like the city or it's teams (too cold!) but damn they put out some fine product

i shit you not

i would pursue via free agency even if they were pens fans i tell you that

 

[John Price]

i just want a pretty trophy wife (blonde) who will cook and clean for me

is that so hard to ask bois

is it

do you people want to see a mike jr or not, get to work lol. get recruiting.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Get off the horn FFS…

@John Price

 

[John Price]

the problem with pretty girls is that they always want attention

they are always divas

hav eyou seen that wwe divas show where they flip out over the slightest detail. i mean these are very pretty people but shit their ego must be sky high. not surprised, people have been fawning over them all their life. they think they are hot shit, and you know what...they are

shit those housewives of Miami Beach ain't got nothing on them lol

you know what i'm sayin

Get off the horn FFS…

@John Price

i only am intersted in 9 or 10's

 

[John Price]

need a pretty girl that knows her place lol

"get in the kitchen. i can't cook sadly. make me a sammich."

"this room too dirty. can you clean it. thank."

they can do said behavior as i continue posting on HF

@MetalheadPenguinsFan how often does the woman just do all the italian cooking while you sit back and watch the Pens play. Does a woman like that exist anymore? That is a homemaker like Marge, or a curator of large mammals?

 

[John Price]

as important a figure as I am here i demand gifts and connections

where can i get that NCL family and friends discount boys

the plushies are going on vacation!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

i just want a pretty trophy wife (blonde) who will cook and clean for me

is that so hard to ask bois

is it

do you people want to see a mike jr or not, get to work lol. get recruiting.

Yes.

Yes it is too hard to ask…

I reckon that there sure as shit ain’t no honest to goodness, God-fearin’, hotter-than-a-rattlesnake’s-nutsack,sweeter than honey, Southern Peach out there that’s gonna want to essentially babysit you for the next 40 years….

And I am not even going to entertain the notion of you reproducing…

 

[John Price]

And I am not even going to entertain the notion of you reproducing…

God-fearin’,

that's the problem

they want me to go to church with them and get all dressed up every sunday

i want to spend my sunday sleeping

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

i only am intersted in 9 or 10's

Quit dreaming…

Even most 2’s and 3’s don’t want 0’s

 

[John Price]

Quit dreaming…

Even most 2’s and 3’s don’t want 0’s

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

@MetalheadPenguinsFan how often does the woman just do all the italian cooking while you sit back and watch the Pens play. Does a woman like that exist anymore? That is a homemaker like Marge, or a curator of large mammals?

The f*** would I know??

Mrs. MPF and I split the cooking and the housework usually.

 

[John Price]

I want to phrase my comments carefully but me being what I am, with a trophy white blonde girl

Thanksgivings be like

The f*** would I know??

Mrs. MPF and I split the cooking and the housework usually.

she should be doing all the work lol

then you can sit back in your recliner and drink your labatt blue lol

 

[John Price]

I'm too old fashioned lol

That said sexy sorority grils want nothing to do with me. Too old now.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

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You’re missing out

 

[John Price]

You’re missing out

No fatties

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I haven’t drank Labatt Blue or barely any beer really in like 6 years now….

 

[John Price]

Only slender gals with tight ass yoga pants

 

[PanthersPens62]

i just want a pretty trophy wife (blonde) who will cook and clean for me

is that so hard to ask bois

is it

do you people want to see a mike jr or not, get to work lol. get recruiting.

yes it is.

Definitely not. The Plushies would still be your 1st priority.