John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
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Watched Vacation the other day, and am watching Christmas Vacation now.
This is just not as good. So many scenes feel disconnected, like they're one-off skits because they had an idea for a joke.
You are basically Rainman without the mathematical genius part.
Watched Vacation the other day, and am watching Christmas Vacation now.
This is just not as good. So many scenes feel disconnected, like they're one-off skits because they had an idea for a joke.
Have to go to KFC today to redeem a 3 dollar coupon
Do I have to go, no, but it's not my fault T Mobile keeps sending me coupons for discounted food which I must redeem
"Do you have to redeem it, just sit at home and cook something"
Well yeah it's f***ing 3 dollar tendies
And yet you had THREE entrees at Shake Shack last night so I;m sure you;ll be eating a lot more than "tendies".Have to go to KFC today to redeem a 3 dollar coupon
Do I have to go, no, but it's not my fault T Mobile keeps sending me coupons for discounted food which I must redeem
"Do you have to redeem it, just sit at home and cook something"
Well yeah it's f***ing 3 dollar tendies
duhAnd yet you had THREE entrees at Shake Shack last night so I;m sure you;ll be eating a lot more than "tendies".![]()
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Yesterday I was driving down a one lane each way road with a little shoulder on each side.
Firetruck coming the other way
I slow down and move to the right a bit so my right tires are on the shoulder area.
I am now doing like 5 mph
Theres a dead squirrel in the middle of the shoulder
I drove over that dead squirrel going like 2 mph
At that speed, you feel a bump. I assume thats the skull.
Driving away I felt real bad for that squirrell but felt better with the thought that that dude must have been a huge asshole for the karma police to set all those things in motion for me to run over his skull like that
man that okama gamesphere episode is classicTowelie is awesome
@End of Line been watching a lot of south park reruns lately on MAX, good content
about halfway through the Okama Gamesphere towelie one
"Don't forget to bring a towel...You wanna get high?"
"No."