Okay, here we go.
Player rankings and all-time lists can be a really nice framework for all kinds of interesting discussions on hockey history, but constantly over-obsessing over player rankings is really just pretty tiresome and in the greater scheme of things also pretty pointless.
Ovechkin's current goal record chase is embarrassing. There was a game to start this season against Toronto where the team funnelled pretty much all their shots through him, he ended up with 15 shots and a tap-in goal a grandma would have scored on, and the team lost 1-4. Next game everyone else was allowed to shoot again and they won 6-4 (with the standard ENG from Ovi).
Modern analytics is to a very large degree a scam.
The best international hockey (best-on-best Olympics and such) is better than the best NHL hockey.
32 teams is probably 10 too many.
Clubs shouldn't be relocated to other cities. If a team goes bankrupt or can't float, then sell it within the city or if that doesn't work then dissolve the team and disperse the players to the other teams. Then you can create a wholly new team somewhere else instead (if you absolutely must).
Ties are okay in the regular season and shootouts are dumb. Especially these slow-ass shootout attempts where the player zig-zags from side to side like a disillusioned snail. These attempts should be illegal, and not only illegal in hockey but in society at large.
All this constant non-stop gaggle about contracts and cap space is really annoying to real hockey fans who are interested in the actual game and not in fantasy hockey.
Today's players are mostly rich kid brats and thus largely unrelatable.
Today's players make too much money.
Mr. Beast should flip burgers at his local McDonald's not make billions on braindead game show content that only makes kids stupid.