Ugliest Photos of Hockey Players

[Martin Riggs]

Is it me or did Kelly Buchberger look a lot like Fire Marshall Bill?

 

[The Panther]

André Lacroix

Henry Boucha

(The story of his headband is here: http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/henry-boucha-hockey-card-ken-reid/)

Ryan Kesler

 

[Moose Head]

Dear God

 

[Cursed Lemon]

Mike Bossy seems to have actually made a graceful transition into middle age from his weird-looking younger days

 

[McPuritania]

Mike Bossy seems to have actually made a graceful transition into middle age from his weird-looking younger days

Man alive, he looks like Gary Busey's slightly saner brother.

 

[Cursed Lemon]

For that matter, let's discuss an interesting phenomenon: why hockey players always seem FAR more attractive on the ice than they do off of it:

 

[Sheppy]

Not a player, but NHL personality

He looks like Jim Lahey just switched clothes with Randy...

 

[VMBM]

Rod Seiling was never a beauty, but he's looking more and more like a basset hound, as the years go by.

Bill Speer, the "Boston Bruins legend"

Another Bill (Barber, that is)

 

[tommygunn]

Not a player, but NHL personality

He looks like Jim Lahey just switched clothes with Randy...

Totally!

 

[Xelebes]

Bill Speer looks like John Candy.

 

[Man Bear Pig]

George "Duke" Harris

How is that guy around 30 years old here? I'm almost 29 and if you put our photos beside each other you would guess that he's old enough to be my grandpa.

 

[iamjs]

No Gino Odjick or Tyler Kennedy?

 

[nutbar]

Phil Kessel looks like he eats a lot of candy...

yubbers' avatar

 

[simon bedford]

nobody got dale rolfe yet, an unfortuante looking ranger from the early 70s,,,where did you find the aeros pic of duke harris? i spend a ton of time trying to find wha pics,,,and i would appreicate the heads up!
http://img.comc.com/i/Hockey/1973-74/O-Pee-Chee/177/Dale-Rolfe.jpg?id=9d1485d8-6c62-46bc-9bea-e0a40c0936bf&size=zoom

 

[simon bedford]

 

[simon bedford]

mike robitaille always seemed to be melting

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net...itaille.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111018234245

 

[simon bedford]

craig camerons hair cut seems to have been inspired by flushing it in the toilet

 

[nutbar]

Pat Stapleton has had the same haircut for the past 40 odd years.

 

[MS]

Jeez, he looks like Andre the Giant after a bout with anorexia.

 

[Doc Scurlock]

Back to the Wayner: his more extreme 70s/80s' looks have been on here before, but why not cringe one more time?:

Who exactly was the target market for these Gretzky photos? Or is it 80s and doesn't need to be explained?

 

[The Panther]

At a guess, I suspect his girlfriend Vicki Moss and her mother -- who organized his fan-club in the early 80s -- were responsible. These photos look like ones an aspiring pop singer in the early 80s would pose for... not like those a hockey player would.

I wonder if Janet pulls these out now when she's pissed at him.

 

[Uncle Rotter]

where did you find the aeros pic of duke harris? i spend a ton of time trying to find wha pics,,,and i would appreicate the heads up!

Google images.

 

[Moose Head]

I don't recall Wayne being in Duran Duran?

 

[simon bedford]

when i google search george harris aeros, i dont get this pic, i only get this pic referenced back to this board, the actual picture you posted, what site gave you that pic is the question i guess! cause its not coming up for me no matter how i enter his name, except the very link here whic is sort of self defeating sadly

 

[Uncle Rotter]

when i google search george harris aeros, i dont get this pic, i only get this pic referenced back to this board, the actual picture you posted, what site gave you that pic is the question i guess! cause its not coming up for me no matter how i enter his name, except the very link here whic is sort of self defeating sadly

Ah, I see your point. I found it at:
http://www.legendsofhockey.net/LegendsOfHockey/jsp/SearchPlayerGallery.jsp?player=12863&photo=2