For funsies, here are a few quotes from the draft-year scouting reports of tom wilson and tyler boucher.
Can you guess which is which? (Warning, if you get it wrong Bonda may fire you to the moon).
#1
Overall, PLAYER is tough to gauge in terms of potential. He could top out as a top-6 winger capable of putting up points or fit nicely in a bottom-6 role as an enforcer/checking line winger. The beautiful thing about a prospect of PLAYER'S caliber is that he is able to be slotted anywhere in the lineup. In all honesty, I can see him going in the late first or early second round in this year’s Draft.
#2
When you watch PLAYER play hockey, it’s almost as if you stepped into a time machine and wound up in 1985. PLAYER plays a very physical style of hockey that is fairly hard to come by in today’s modern NHL.
#3:
The biggest improvement PLAYER has made from last season has been his skating. Where he once was a very choppy skater, PLAYER has honed his skills tremendously over the course of a season. For a “big man” it isn’t very often you see shifty moves like the ones PLAYER has, but that’s where his style of play becomes deceptive for other teams. If he won’t beat you with his body, he will certainly take advantage with his stickwork. His shot certainly has a great deal of speed behind it, but he needs to work on his release. A knock on him throughout the season is his consistency; some games he has “it” and some games he doesn’t.
#4:
Whether it be a player with their head down, someone in the open ice, or along the offensive or defensive glass, PLAYER does not show any mercy. With this mindset such play tends to wear down the opposition and makes them always keep their heads on a swivel whenever PLAYER is on the ice, which makes for frequent mistakes by them and more frequent opportunities for PLAYER'S TEAM
#5:
He thrives on making his presence known to the opposition, which is usually able to buy him some time and space on the ice. Not only is he successful at racking up points with that time and space, PLAYER also loves to drive to the net with force, with or without the puck. He’s more than capable of batting home a loose puck in tight, but can also kill you with his powerful, above average wrist shot