Just when you thought that Simon Tsakilis couldn’t make himself sound more corny, his creepy commercials for the realtor outfit he works for, keep exposing him as an unsophisticated peddler.
He used to offer free coffee when you booked a consultation with him. Now he brags about the few homes he’s sold above asking. In his latest 690 ad, he gloats about a house he sold in “Mirabull”.
For the longest time, he used to say “nip it in the butt”, and got shamed for it by various pundits at the station. His latest annoying mannerism has him saying “this is Simon Tsakilis at ah-TSN 690.”
Keep talking faster, Simon — maybe that superfluous and annoying “ah” might get squeezed out.