Oh, man. I'm late to the party, but I gotta try one of these . . .
-Stepan to PHX for Yandle
-Girardi to FLA for Huburdeau
-Asham, Dancing Larry, and Mike Sullivan to TOR for van Riemsdyk and Kulemin
-van Riemsdyk, Eminger, a Bud Light, and three Garden urinal cakes to Edmonton for Hall, Eberle, 23 year old Wayne Gretzky, and current age Charlie Huddy
Hall-23 year old Wayne-Nash
Hagelin-Richards-Gaborik
Callahan-Huburdeau-Eberle
Kulemin-Halpern-Powe
McDonagh-Yandle
Staal-Stralman
Del Zotto-53 year old Charlie Huddy
Voila!