OT: The Thread About Nothing Part 185: Implied oral consent

[DatBoyJPP]

I'm just going with what the typical New Year's Resolution lasts... haha

It's not even a New Year resolution. More of an epiphany that I was making life miserable for myself. Just happens that it occurred around the new year.

 

[MartyOwns]

that beard is on his face, too. so, a neckbeard is...a beard?

edit- i think i found one

 

[Cowbell232]

It's not even a New Year resolution. More of an epiphany that I was making life miserable for myself. Just happens that it occurred around the new year.

Well then, the more power to you good sir.

You probably have a shot then.

 

[DatBoyJPP]

that beard is on his face, too. so, a neckbeard is...a beard?

edit- i think i found one

Yea. Pretty much it's a negative term for people that look like that as they often have quiet interesting personalities.

Well then, the more power to you good sir.

You probably have a shot then.

Eh, it'll last until the Red Bulls home opener. It's not possible to be nice to the majority of people that work there

 

[Saugus]

Weekend surprise? You're definitely getting dat ***** cat. Kittens are so adorable too!

I can't afford a dog, or a cat. Luckily ***** is usually free.

Btw, what's with all the pop ups today, HF?

 

[DatBoyJPP]

***** is never free

 

[Saugus]

You're not doing it right then. There is an art to getting honeys with no money.

 

[DatBoyJPP]

But then they get clingy and you have to go to the mall and stuff. If it's not a monetary price, it's an emotional one. I only have had one one night stand with literally no strings attached afterwards and I was worried for a week that a VD burned through the condom.

 

[Saugus]

Emotional prices I can deal with. I'm Indian, our mothers all have emotional blackmail down to a science.

 

[Jersey Man]

I have a date with the girl I got with at NYE. I don't remember what she looks beside this picture she sent which is bad quality. I consider it a blind date.

 

[Saugus]

I have a date with the girl I got with at NYE. I don't remember what she looks beside this picture she sent which is bad quality. I consider it a blind date.

Hopefully the drunk you has high standards. Unfortunately for me, Lord Applebottom's record is mixed.

 

[Bleedred]

Hopefully the drunk you has high standards. Unfortunately for me, Lord Applebottom's record is mixed.

Haha what's Lord Applebottom mean? I've seen you post this a few times, but never heard the term before!

 

[Cowbell232]

Haha what's Lord Applebottom mean? I've seen you post this a few times, but never heard the term before!

It's his drunk alter-ego.

And whether or not it's real, he sure sounds British when he drinks enough.

 

[yakitate304]

Neil Degrasse Tyson on the Joe Rogan podcast. They're talking about moon landing conspiracies.

http://www.ustream.tv/joerogan

 

[Rhodes 81]

It's 10:30 and I'm tired. What happened to me?

 

[Richer's Ghost]

It's 10:30 and I'm tired. What happened to me?

Your third Kovy saga? It's draining...

 

[CerebralGenesis]

All expenses at Cincinnati is ok in my book. I have a freakin sleep number bed

 

[Officer Rod Farva]

Meeting my GF's family tomorrow. meh

 

[Bleedred]

Good luck with that!

 

[New Jersey]

Almost got into a car accident today due to someone else's stupidity.

Guy cuts me off when someone else is tailgating me (thereby not allowing me to back off and follow at a distance) and decides to stop short to let the guy in front of him exit when he could have gradually slowed down. I swear to God it was an attempt at insurance fraud.

**** it, I'm going to bed.

 

[Bleedred]

Almost got into a car accident today due to someone else's stupidity.

Guy cuts me off when someone else is tailgating me (thereby not allowing me to back off and follow at a distance) and decides to stop short to let the guy in front of him exit when he could have gradually slowed down. I swear to God it was an attempt at insurance fraud.

**** it, I'm going to bed.

Yeah **** drivers like that man. Glad you're okay, and nothing happened to your car though.

 

[New Jersey]

Thanks, man, but yeah, I wasn't having it so I reinforced the Jersey driver stereotype. I was already tired and grouchy from moving furniture for seven hours straight at work so I said **** it and took it out on him.

I made dead eye contact with him at the next stoplight and asked him "Are you ****ing brain dead?" before flooring it off the line and leaving him the dust.

****er looked like a pompous young businessman. Drove an Audi and had New York plates, too. *******.

 

[Bleedred]

Thanks, man, but yeah, I wasn't having it so I reinforced the Jersey driver stereotype. I was already tired and grouchy from moving furniture for seven hours straight at work so I said **** it and took it out on him.

I made dead eye contact with him at the next stoplight and asked him "Are you ****ing brain dead?" before flooring it off the line and leaving him the dust.

****er had New York plates, too. Idiots.

The state makes it so easy to get licenses. They're giving them out for free as long as your of age in the state. All states I mean.

 

[New Jersey]

It was the perfect situation. Mind you, it's 40-something degrees out up here, but he had it window cracked so he could smoke a cigarette, so it gave me an opportunity to vent my rage.

Piece of **** looked like a smug *******. He just had that look about him.

Raaaaaaaaaaage.

 

[New Jersey]

And now that I vented to someone on the TaN, I am at peace with the situation.

Good night, folks. I got me an early start tomorrow. Workin' for the weekend (and the beginning of the semester).