OT: The Thread About Nothing Part 185: Implied oral consent

[manilaNJ]

All my friends bailed on me tonight because they have the flu. I'll have to wait until the weekend to see what my surprise is. Blah.

Sorry to hear that.
Flew all the way to Detroit on Sunday only to hear that the 2 people I was going to meet with both had a nasty case of the flu.

Flu's a ***** even when you're not the one who has it.

 

[yakitate304]

Awesome place, food is pretty good too. They stock Spaten Octoberfest year round because it's the owner's favorite beer.

That's one of my top 10.


I'm having a nice snack of green beans and white tea. Listening to some Rachmaninoff. Dainty as ****.

 

[Desert Devil]

Mighty Ducks is on. Classic movie. Goldberg sucks.

 

[Bleedred]

Mighty Ducks is on. Classic movie. Goldberg sucks.

The first one is the only one that I liked or would even watch again. Couldn't stand the second one, and only saw it two or three times. The third one I've never watched, but heard it was really bad. When it came out I had no interest to even watch it. I was like 16 or 17 when the first one came out.

 

[battlingBard56]

The first one is the only one that I liked or would even watch again. Couldn't stand the second one, and only saw it two or three times. The third one I've never watched, but heard it was really bad. When it came out I had no interest to even watch it. I was like 16 or 17 when the first one came out.

They never should have made those two sequels in my opinion. The first film rocked though.

 

[MartyOwns]

i dont know...i think it may be time to sit goldberg. he's obviously past his prime. goldberg+banks for semin?

 

[Richer's Ghost]

Weekend surprise? You're definitely getting dat ***** cat. Kittens are so adorable too!

I for one, like the boomerang jokes.

 

[Cowbell232]

The Mighty Ducks movies are all awesome. In that they are terrible, but don't try to be anything more than they are.

 

[New Jersey Devils]

If there was a Might Ducks entry draft, and you had first overall, who would you take?

Pick a leader in Conway? Goaltending in the Cat? Or pure scoring from the Cake eater?

I'd go with the scorer in Banks.

 

[Jersey Man]

The flying V

 

[MartyOwns]

If there was a Might Ducks entry draft, and you had first overall, who would you take?

Pick a leader in Conway? Goaltending in the Cat? Or pure scoring from the Cake eater?

I'd go with the scorer in Banks.

the one with a vagina?

 

[Rhodes 81]

the one with a vagina?

She's really good at the flying v

 

[DatBoyJPP]

She's really good at the flying v

I don't get it

 

[MartyOwns]

I don't get it

dont google-image "flying vagina". just dont

 

[DatBoyJPP]

I did and there was a picture of Fluttershy with a watermelon using the N word 0_o

 

[MartyOwns]

well, this has potential to be hilarious:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout...eleases-birth-certificate-bill-151304482.html

 

[Richer's Ghost]

well, this has potential to be hilarious:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout...eleases-birth-certificate-bill-151304482.html

Technically he did not prove he was not the "spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan." DNA testing is not part of naming a father on a birth cert.

 

[DatBoyJPP]

This morning I made my facebook status; "There's plenty of fish in the sea. Unfortunately, I don't know how to fish" because I like poking fun at myself. In comes a fat neckbeard with a 4/10 girlfriend telling me to catch a river monster. I had the strongest urge to put him in his place and send him to the burn ward but the new, nicer 2013 Pat decided to say nothing at all. I wonder if I can keep up being a nicer person for a whole year

 

[Officer Rod Farva]

This morning I made my facebook status; "There's plenty of fish in the sea. Unfortunately, I don't know how to fish" because I like poking fun at myself. In comes a fat neckbeard with a 4/10 girlfriend telling me to catch a river monster. I had the strongest urge to put him in his place and send him to the burn ward but the new, nicer 2013 Pat decided to say nothing at all. I wonder if I can keep up being a nicer person for a whole year

going soft I see....

 

[Cowbell232]

This morning I made my facebook status; "There's plenty of fish in the sea. Unfortunately, I don't know how to fish" because I like poking fun at myself. In comes a fat neckbeard with a 4/10 girlfriend telling me to catch a river monster. I had the strongest urge to put him in his place and send him to the burn ward but the new, nicer 2013 Pat decided to say nothing at all. I wonder if I can keep up being a nicer person for a whole year

2 weeks.

Tops.

 

[DatBoyJPP]

Ye of little faith

 

[MartyOwns]

wtf is a neckbeard

 

[DatBoyJPP]

wtf is a neckbeard

 

[Cowbell232]

Ye of little faith

I'm just going with what the typical New Year's Resolution lasts... haha

 

[Wingman77]

wtf is a neckbeard

The definition of a neck beard of awesomeness