"KIDS...you don't do that. You don't score when you get a breakout pass, I don't care if it's your chance to get 4 goals in a game in you first week in the NHL. You keep a sombre expression, like you're at a funeral. You never smile.
COACHES, don't just stand there, bang on the glass and threaten a 60 year old man. Stand on the bench & make an ass of yourself, preferably while wearing a ridiculous suit.
...I got punched in the face a lot."
Things I take from coach's corner and everything like that