Injury Report: The Official Bryan Rust is Mid Thread

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Yinz know it. I know it. I'm just brave enough to start it off.

The future of Penguins hockey is here, his name is Bryan Rust, and he'll be skating loops in the neutral zone until April.

They say every Pens generation needs its Bob Errey, well ours is store brand and his name is Bryan Rust.

Sullivan hockey? Its name is Bryan Rust.

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Bryan Rust is a room temperature BK Whopper that's been sitting on a table for at least 3 hours.

 

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At this point, I'd probably rather have Errey.

 

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Bryan Rust < A Dude Losing His Mind Over Gary Roberts Drinking Water

 

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Brian Rust is the Alexei Morozov of Rico Fatas.

 

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Promoting Bryan Rust on your roster is like boasting about your kid's straight C- report card.

 

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10 year old kid, receiving a game-worn Bryan Rust under the tree Christmas morning: Bryan Rust? He's okay, I guess.

 

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Same kid: Guess Santa didn't have Puljujärvi jersies left.

 

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What a way to start the day . I mean you're not wrong...

 

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While Ryan Malone was Mashed Potatoes, at least he was made from scratch. Bryan Rust came from this:

 

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If Bryan Rust was a Rolling Stones album, he would be Bridges to Babylon.

 

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Scratch my back with rusty's razor.. Or something...


Let the next generation of kids know, that you can have a decade+ career if you just try for 18 months and become friends with your boss