OT: The Off Topic Thread - Mod Warning Post #474

[Reclamation Project]

Handy Cam? What is this, 1983? I approach yoga in the park like a ****ing spec ops mission. Go Pro on my chest and forehead, full ghilli suit, binoculars (or telescope), multiple camp sites, multiple exits, and multiple alibis. I wasn't RP in the park, I was Abdul that was studying in the library or Bob who cooks chili at the homeless shelter.

 

[Legionnaire]

Handy Cam? What is this, 1983? I approach yoga in the park like a ****ing spec ops mission. Go Pro on my chest and forehead, full ghilli suit, binoculars (or telescope), multiple camp sites, multiple exits, and multiple alibis. I wasn't RP in the park, I was Abdul that was studying in the library or Bob who cooks chili at the homeless shelter.

Niiiiiiiiiiiice. Do you have those mask making molds like in the movie FX? I've always wanted a set of those! That would be so cool.

 

[Reclamation Project]

I rotate my masks. I'm currently using Asian lady driver...

 

[Legionnaire]

Do you drive Uber? Was that you? I found it quite suspicious that this lady knew soooooooooooo much about the LA Kings.

 

[Reclamation Project]

That was me. Not my car though. Borrowed it from an elderly couple.

 

[TROLLCHUK]

http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/...recreate-their-last-subway-ride-home-20150923

 

[TheSentinel]

So, I'm part of my girlfriend's fantasy hockey group with her, her mom, her dad, her brother and their friend. Right now we're going through a rough patch that seems to be rooted from her parent's disapproval of me. Her brother likes me which is why i was invited to the league, and i'm fighting like hell to keep her by my side.
What should I do about the my team?

 

[Captain Mittens*]

So, I'm part of my girlfriend's fantasy hockey group with her, her mom, her dad, her brother and their friend. Right now we're going through a rough patch that seems to be rooted from her parent's disapproval of me. Her brother likes me which is why i was invited to the league, and i'm fighting like hell to keep her by my side.
What should I do about the my team?

Is she or your fantasy hockey league more important?

 

[Captain Mittens*]

http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/...recreate-their-last-subway-ride-home-20150923

Awesome!

 

[Reclamation Project]

So, I'm part of my girlfriend's fantasy hockey group with her, her mom, her dad, her brother and their friend. Right now we're going through a rough patch that seems to be rooted from her parent's disapproval of me. Her brother likes me which is why i was invited to the league, and i'm fighting like hell to keep her by my side.
What should I do about the my team?

Sometimes you have to hit a problem head on. This is one of those times.

 

[Reclamation Project]

I didn't mean physically hit, I meant the situation. Like tackle the situation head on and approach them. I can't edit so this is the best I can do.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

I didn't mean physically hit, I meant the situation. Like tackle the situation head on and approach them. I can't edit so this is the best I can do.

FTR, I understand what you meant.


My advice would be solve whatever issues the family has over this league. If he wins or does well in the league, the family could use it as fuel to wrongly disapprove of him more.

 

[Jason Squirties]

all day

 

[Captain Mittens*]

all day

Catchy, but it's no Pablo The Reindeer

 

[Jason Squirties]

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Mitchnesses is not to be trifled with

 

[Reclamation Project]

FTR, I understand what you meant.


My advice would be solve whatever issues the family has over this league. If he wins or does well in the league, the family could use it as fuel to wrongly disapprove of him more.

I'm sure some knob reading that probably thought, "This ******* called my favorite team rubbish and now he says this poor guy should hit his girlfriend's parents!" *report*

 

[Legionnaire]

So, I'm part of my girlfriend's fantasy hockey group with her, her mom, her dad, her brother and their friend. Right now we're going through a rough patch that seems to be rooted from her parent's disapproval of me. Her brother likes me which is why i was invited to the league, and i'm fighting like hell to keep her by my side.
What should I do about the my team?

Change the team name to IMGONNAPUTABABYINHER.

 

[Legionnaire]

You can play with the name some, if you want. I ended up going all caps because IMO you really want to shout it at em.

 

[Jason Squirties]

 

[Reclamation Project]

He's always got Manti Te'o's girl at his side.

 

[Jason Squirties]

 

[Captain Mittens*]

 

[417th]

Winner, MONKEY!


I want a dozen of those guys. Just buy them and let them loose.

 

[Buddy The Elf]

Buddy the neighborhood watch Elf, what do you think?

I'm down for breakfast burritos all day, mane!