I guarantee I beat everyone in this.
My junior year of college we went out for my roommates 21st birthday. I was drinking a lot of Jagerbomb drinks (not shots, these were Jager and Miller combo’s), Jameson, and random other items. I made the mistake of going to the bathroom to throw up and come back out to drink more. I stumbled home and fell asleep on my side. I was so dehydrated and hungover that my inner ear canal dried up and had vertigo for 6-7 days. It felt like I was never going to be not hungover again. I even went to the hospital for a IV drip to get fluids back in me lol.
I can’t hang like I used to, and ever since that time it’s been all downhill.
Yeah, I got nothing on this, haha. I fell asleep on random persons front yard after a bachelor party in Wildwood. Got woken up by a cop who said "I was called here because the person whose lawn youre on called us and said there's a dead body on their front lawn."
He proceeded to ask me if I knew where I was (Rio grande, by the McDonald's). He told me I had two options:. Take a ride with him to the station and take a 4 hour nap in a cell, or walk over to McDonald's and get a cup of coffee.
My response:. I don't drink coffee.
He laughed(thankfully) and told me to get a soda then, but if he spun the block and I was still there, that option went away.
Coincidentally, that was my last time ever using 1-800-collrect to make a phone call, as well.