GDT: The Canes Against the Bruins In A Game Of Hockey

Canes

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I get it. I rub some posters the wrong way. I say a lot of dumb shit. My wife almost left me because of my demeanor. If a poster ever makes a joke about this I can't even be mad.
 

Boom Boom Apathy

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Again, in our horrible stretch of 5 straight losses, 4 were in OT… those are essentially ties not losses. What happens in 3v3 and shootout means absolutely nothing. Things ain’t nearly as bad as they seem, especially with the lack of puck/ref luck and the injuries. This team will be fine, it’s November and we’re still in a playoff spot right now.
I get what you are saying, but it most certainly means something because points are awarded for it.
 

AhosDatsyukian

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I get what you are saying, but it most certainly means something because points are awarded for it.
Yes that’s true and fair. I’m hoping it won’t come to the point that we’re a fringe playoff team and need those points. We probably ain’t winning the division at this point but once we get healthy and out of this funk I still think we’ll be solidly entrenched as Metro 2/3. We’ll see how it plays out, maybe I’m wrong and we’ll keep sucking even worse…
 
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Boom Boom Apathy

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Nice afternoon in my deer stand. Watched through 2. Walked in from hunting, saw the result. Like I said, it was a nice afternoon to sit in a tree.
A funny story. My sister is all of 5'2" Italian. She and here husband live on 80 acres, surrounded by 100s of acres of state land. They are are big hunters. He dropped her off at here tree stand (bow hunting) and went to his stand. He wasn't feeling well so went back into the house and started watching a football game. As it started to get dark, a bear and her cubs came up and set up right below here tree stand. My brother in-law was caught up in the game and completely forgot about my sister and it started getting dark. She finally realized that if she doesn't get down soon, it will be too dark to make it back. She knew the bears didn't like her black lab, so she started barking like a dog (yeah..I know) but it worked and the bear grabbed her cubs and left. She got down and got 1/2 way home before my brother in-law showed up on the 4 wheeler to pick her up.

They also now have a bear skin rug on their wall.
 

MinJaBen

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A funny story. My sister is all of 5'2" Italian. She and here husband live on 80 acres, surrounded by 100s of acres of state land. They are are big hunters. He dropped her off at here tree stand (bow hunting) and went to his stand. He wasn't feeling well so went back into the house and started watching a football game. As it started to get dark, a bear and her cubs came up and set up right below here tree stand. My brother in-law was caught up in the game and completely forgot about my sister and it started getting dark. She finally realized that if she doesn't get down soon, it will be too dark to make it back. She knew the bears didn't like her black lab, so she started barking like a dog (yeah..I know) but it worked and the bear grabbed her cubs and left. She got down and got 1/2 way home before my brother in-law showed up on the 4 wheeler to pick her up.

They also now have a bear skin rug on their wall.
Sounds like he's lucky they don't have a "husband skin rug" on their wall.
 

LakeLivin

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A funny story. My sister is all of 5'2" Italian. She and here husband live on 80 acres, surrounded by 100s of acres of state land. They are are big hunters. He dropped her off at here tree stand (bow hunting) and went to his stand. He wasn't feeling well so went back into the house and started watching a football game. As it started to get dark, a bear and her cubs came up and set up right below here tree stand. My brother in-law was caught up in the game and completely forgot about my sister and it started getting dark. She finally realized that if she doesn't get down soon, it will be too dark to make it back. She knew the bears didn't like her black lab, so she started barking like a dog (yeah..I know) but it worked and the bear grabbed her cubs and left. She got down and got 1/2 way home before my brother in-law showed up on the 4 wheeler to pick her up.

They also now have a bear skin rug on their wall.

The question that immediately jumps out at me is: what happened to the cubs?
 

Blueline Bomber

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Lapses like these makes me think their heads aren’t in the game, kind of like our 5-on-3.

Honestly, it's two OTs in a row where we lost because we apparently couldn't execute a simple line change. That's less about their heads not being in the game and more about them making stupid f***ing decisions. Which probably explains a lot of play lately. They're actively making terrible decisions all over the ice, and it's leading to zero goals being scored and too many goals against.
 

MisterDobz

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Frustrating stretch. No, it’s not the refs, everybody gets bad calls. No, it’s not the goaltending, pee-Oder is wonderful and a great guy for the team. Raannttaa is fine as a backup. The team on the ice is about one gpg less than last years team, simple math. Over time, if they get healthy, it will probably even out. What I’m seeing is that the team out there is not executing the way last years team did. Dump and chase has worked very well for this team in the past, their Forechecking was really outstanding. This team, not so much. Most teams have little trouble moving the puck out of their own zone. Exception is the third line, but that line has trouble putting the puck in the net.

The other big difference I see is more turnovers in the offensive zone. Last few years the team was spectacular at keeping the puck, this team gives it up too easy. Last year the had great success dump and chase, retrieve control, pass pass pass skate skate and score. This years team is dump, chase, give up a two on one, pull the puck out of the back of the net. Rod says it’s because of bad bounces….

On the other hand, they haven’t been great on the rush either, unless the puck is on Necas’s or Aho’s stick. Necas has been great, makes great plays, only gives up the puck half the time now, as opposed to 75% of the time last year. He’s a guy who is learning when to hold ‘em and when to fold em, as he continues to learn and improve he should become a dominant player. He’s not there yet, but he’s showing a real desire to get better. Unfortunately, both of them are showing signs of pressure, trying to do too much, holding the puck too long.

this team needs to get back to basics, where they belong. Execute the forecheck, protect the puck, play as a team. There have been a lot of player changes, maybe they don’t have the skill level to play that way anymore. We‘ll see.
 

The Faulker 27

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Seriously, though: I myself did not get performatively angry at losses. I got actually angry at losses.

It got to the point where Mrs. Hank told me that she was tired of me being an insufferable asshole on the drives home after we lost, and that she wasn't gonna go to games with me anymore if I didn't figure it out. From there, it was easy to say "yeah, care about this a little less and you'll be a happier person, you might get laid more often" and damn if it ain't true. For me, anyway.

I still keep up with you idiots out of habit, I guess.
 

surfzone365

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Honestly, it's two OTs in a row where we lost because we apparently couldn't execute a simple line change. That's less about their heads not being in the game and more about them making stupid f***ing decisions. Which probably explains a lot of play lately. They're actively making terrible decisions all over the ice, and it's leading to zero goals being scored and too many goals against.
In other words, we’re sucking not necessarily because we’re an incoherent bunch of skaters or lack skill… it’s because we’re a dumb as rocks stupid team. I’ll buy that at this point!
 
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Sigurd

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Boston shitheels and ripping helmets off of opposing players; name a more iconic duo.
Ah yes, thanks for reminding me. They did it two times in the same game, and it was so blatant. How is that not penalty worthy?

Someone that's more familiar with the rulebook can correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm gonna guess that after they made it a rule that you have to grab your helmet from the ice or skate off to the bench when you lose your helmet, they did not make it a rule that you're penalized if you knock off your opponent's helmet (at least, when it's intentional it should be a penalty).

So, I'm thinking players (Massholes) are exploiting that while essentially having a 5v4 for a little bit. Of course Marchand was one of the players that did it. Rat bastard.
 

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One of the great South Park episodes ever!

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Well I did score on this! Adidas reverse retro.
 

Surrounded By Ahos

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Ah yes, thanks for reminding me. They did it two times in the same game, and it was so blatant. How is that not penalty worthy?

Someone that's more familiar with the rulebook can correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm gonna guess that after they made it a rule that you have to grab your helmet from the ice or skate off to the bench when you lose your helmet, they did not make it a rule that you're penalized if you knock off your opponent's helmet (at least, when it's intentional it should be a penalty).

So, I'm thinking players (Massholes) are exploiting that while essentially having a 5v4 for a little bit. Of course Marchand was one of the players that did it. Rat bastard.
It's supposed to be a roughing penalty, see rule 51.1 here: https://cms.nhl.bamgrid.com/images/assets/binary/326142322/binary-file/file.pdf


I don't know if I've ever seen it called though, as usual the rules are looked at more like suggestions.
 

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