Tank Thread and Tanking GDT XIX: Tankception (BUF @ CBJ)

[couture23]

Please let this be a sign of things to come.

Hahahaha all of our evil omens are coming true.

 

[Squantosawuss]

Hahahaha all of our evil omens are coming true.

It's all a part of the most complex orchestrated troll in Buffalo sports history.

 

[vcv]

Stupid scenario:
- Buffalo wins tonight
- Arizona loses tomorrow
- Sabres beating penguins by a goal or tied going into the 3rd period
- Fans start throwing stuff onto the ice and keep throwing stuff. This causes Sabres to loses (either threw getting penalties and penguins scoring or by being forced to forfeit)
- Sabres thus clinch 30th

What does the league do?

 

[CatsforReinhart]

I am scared....sabres need to go out like zeros and not heroes.

 

[Selanne00008]

Stupid scenario:
- Buffalo wins tonight
- Arizona loses tomorrow
- Sabres beating penguins by a goal or tied going into the 3rd period
- Fans start throwing stuff onto the ice and keep throwing stuff. This causes Sabres to loses (either threw getting penalties and penguins scoring or by being forced to forfeit)
- Sabres thus clinch 30th

What does the league do?

Even worse. All that happens except sabres beat Pit. The entire city of buffalo riots. Fire everywhere. Arena is destroyed. National guard comes in.


Arizona wins over an apethetic Anaheim later that night.

Entire city of buffalo says JK, oops, Nevermind!! Put the fires out pls. Thx!

Now that's stupid.

 

[JackTheRipper]

Stupid scenario:
- Buffalo wins tonight
- Arizona loses tomorrow
- Sabres beating penguins by a goal or tied going into the 3rd period
- Fans start throwing stuff onto the ice and keep throwing stuff. This causes Sabres to loses (either threw getting penalties and penguins scoring or by being forced to forfeit)
- Sabres thus clinch 30th

What does the league do?

Take away our 7th round draft pick

 

[vcv]

Even worse. All that happens except sabres beat Pit. The entire city of buffalo riots. Fire everywhere. Arena is destroyed. National guard comes in.


Arizona wins over an apethetic Anaheim later that night.

Entire city of buffalo says JK, oops, Nevermind!! Put the fires out pls. Thx!

Now that's stupid.

For some reason I thought Arizona played an afternoon game.

Ah well. TANK ON SOLDIERS.

 

[sjci]

 

[indigoo]

Let no man hang his head tonight, said the most shortsighted group of millionaires ever.

 

[Chad Thundercock]

The fans could force the team to lose by forfeit

Shouldn't give people ideas

 

[MayDay]

Foligno on WGR...think he just said this game was huge??

Wants a hat trick

Hiiiiyooooo

Which Foligno?

I'd take a N. Foligno hat trick tonight.

 

[Moskau]

Stupid scenario:
- Buffalo wins tonight
- Arizona loses tomorrow
- Sabres beating penguins by a goal or tied going into the 3rd period
- Fans start throwing stuff onto the ice and keep throwing stuff. This causes Sabres to loses (either threw getting penalties and penguins scoring or by being forced to forfeit)
- Sabres thus clinch 30th

What does the league do?

Pick then taken away.

Boston misses playoffs by 1 point over the New York Islanders.

That 1 point is the point Lindback stole from them a month ago.

Buffalo misses 30th by that same point.

Boston wins the lottery at 14.

Buffalo goes from having McDavid and Eichel if they don't gain that 1 point against Buffalo to having nothing.

 

[Slangston]

It's about to start!

 

[The Washer]

Why do the Penguins seem hell bent on missing the playoffs? They do realize they dont own their own first right? Mind bottlin....

Down to 5 defensemen?? Expect no favors in the final game..

 

[The Washer]

Which Foligno?

I'd take a N. Foligno hat trick tonight.

Mike Greg O'Marcus

 

[Beerz]

Just let it be done boys.

Just let it be done.

 

[Beerz]

**** yeah!!!

 

[JackTheRipper]

Yyyeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[Onslow]

Keep it comin!

 

[CatsforReinhart]

wowwwowowowowowoowwoowowowowowowo

 

[Moskau]

ahahaha

 

[Cirris]

Omg yes!!!

 

[Slangston]

That was quick lol.

 

[OhreallyOrielly]

Boom goes the Dynamite!

 

[Weaves]

wooooooooooooo