listen. listen. there’s speed in the NHL, there’s elegance, and then there’s martin f***ing necas. i just blinked and this czech bullet did a lap around the ice. his number? 88, the average mph that this flawless motherf***er skates in circles around anyone else in the league. the man is smoother than a fresh shave, and skates sexier than whoever the f*** your “man crush monday” used to be — congratulations, your new man crush is martin necas. you don’t get a choice anymore. he’s here, he’s there, and he’s been patiently waiting
for you.
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