Social Media Septic Tank Thread

[Cody Webster]

This is just f***ing creepy at this point

 

[DancingPanther]

What is his f***ing problem?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

It’s happening tomorrow, boys. Michkov and the Yankees.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Nobody in the entire Philadelphia area is wondering if Michkov is throwing the first pitch or not.

However do you think the Eagles will allow Michkov to be the ceremonially representative for the coin toss in their first home game?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Nobody in the entire Philadelphia area is wondering if Michkov is throwing the first pitch or not.

However do you think the Eagles will allow Michkov to be the ceremonially representative for the coin toss in their first home game?

Yes but have you stopped to think about the “Matvei! Matvei! Matvei!” Chants?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[SickScottMondo]

He filled up a mason jar the moment he found out about it.

 

[DancingPanther]

Someone text Jameys mom. She needs to bring him home. This guy is out of control.

 

[Magua]

I’m hoping it’s one of the worst throws I’ve ever seen. I admit there’s an outside chance he Henry Rowengartner‘s it.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

I’m hoping it’s one of the worst throws I’ve ever seen. I admit there’s an outside chance he Henry Rowengartner‘s it.

Jamey would die if he pulled a bababooey & airmailed it.

 

[DancingPanther]

Man, just saw the Twitter vid of his first pitch and Jamey is going to weep when he hears nobody chanting

 

[Fight4yourRight]

Jamey would die if he pulled a bababooey & airmailed it.

I’m hoping it’s one of the worst throws I’ve ever seen. I admit there’s an outside chance he Henry Rowengartner‘s it.

Spoiler. It was pretty bad. But Jamey still creamed his jeans, to the chants of “Michkov, Michkov, Michkov” reverberating through his bedroom.

 

[Magua]

Spoiler. It was pretty bad. But Jamey still creamed his jeans, to the chants of “Michkov, Michkov, Michkov” reverberating through his bedroom.

View attachment 897819View attachment 897820

 

[BernieParent]

Hit a golf ball 200 yard from both sides of the tee.

 

[FLYguy3911]

Hockey players never look good doing anything athletic other than playing hockey.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Flyers employed media member.

 

[Magua]

Flyers employed media member.

 

[freakydallas13]

"Sorry analytics staff, your input won't be necessary here" might as well be this team's official motto.

 

[FlyerNutter]

Ian Anderson is a cuckold anyway

 

[Curufinwe]

Somehow Kevin didn’t notice that Nic’s old ass was stapled to the bench or sitting in the stands as the Flyers were fighting for a playoff spot.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

The comment about the analytics staff is so arrogant. They really would shove them all in their lockers if they could.

Hey genius, you're aware that the only reason anyone knows who you are is because of a platform and technology created by "nerds", yes?

 

[BernieParent]

Ian Anderson is a cuckold anyway

And a locomotive breath.

 

[BernieParent]

Flyers employed media member.

Being a member of the Flyers analytics team must be as exciting and productive as an elevator operator in a single-floor building.

Jamey seems like the kind of guy who would trample a small child to catch a foul ball

Jamey seems like the kind of guy who would get trampled by a small child catching a foul ball.

 

[BernieParent]

To the surprise of absolutely nobody:

Signs abound that Flyers rebuild might not have to last much longer​

By Kevin Kurz (the Athletic)

What, you may ask, are these signs?

• Matvei Michkov is here! Now! And he'll play with the Flyers! Now!
• Resigning Konecny
• Having good culture that will help the young players to progress, like Deslauriers watching Michkov's back (Kurz actually reused the "Sorry, analytics staff, your input here won’t be necessary" line).
• Maybe they'll trade people
• Maybe having a top UFA like Draisaitl fall into their laps like the Rangers got with Panarin

That's it. That's the article.

 

[TB87]

To the surprise of absolutely nobody:

Signs abound that Flyers rebuild might not have to last much longer​

By Kevin Kurz (the Athletic)

What, you may ask, are these signs?

• Matvei Michkov is here! Now! And he'll play with the Flyers! Now!
• Resigning Konecny
• Having good culture that will help the young players to progress, like Deslauriers watching Michkov's back (Kurz actually reused the "Sorry, analytics staff, your input here won’t be necessary" line).
• Maybe they'll trade people
• Maybe having a top UFA like Draisaitl fall into their laps like the Rangers got with Panarin

That's it. That's the article.

Kurz makes John Boruk look like a hockey savant.