The OP came under heat pretty quickly, held his ground with a few replies, then slinked away to the penalty box and felt shame.
There have been ample reasons already given for the nonsensical nature of this trade proposal - but just in case those reasons weren't compelling enough - here's another reason that Chicago would not agree to the trade proposal.
Seth Jones may not meet everyone's criteria for a #1 NHL d-man, especially given his salary - but he is a solid right hand d-man that skates well and can anchor a defensive core that will have rookie d-men breaking into the league this season - and all of them play LD - Korchinski, Kaiser, Vlassic and Phillips will all be better off learning the NHL game with Jones as their d-partner than anyone else the Hawks can put into the lineup. For that reason alone he is worth more to the Hawks than he would be to other teams.