What if I just want a beer
Sadly, you will discover that I cannot feed you, or imbibe you.
If you come over, be prepared to eat Lentils with rice and pasta and a dab of Peanut butter to get a complete protein. Water to drink. A cold house. Bikes to ride. TV to watch. A garden that needs work.
Today is laundry day, you can help me fold... Ohh shit, I need to empty the dryer and put in the rest of the bedding.
Some 30 plants.. Most have begun their spring bloom... I have successfully planted a clementine seed. a 3" shoot is alive and well. No luck in getting the lemon trees to bear fruit. The avocado trees are sickly looking, not growing and have been a 7 year misadventure.
some 30 tomato shoots. None will truly bear fruit. They are 3rd generation seeds and do not have any hormones added. So they are slowly but surely resorting back to their native self.. We humans are eating chemicals.
If you are willing to hold a ladder, I need to install a new vent cover on the upstairs bathroom exhaust fan.. I am frightened to death of the noise. I think a bird has nested. I hope.. If a damn squirrel, eeekk.. You can help me raccoon proof my back yard...a family has made it home. They destroy everything.
If you are handy, a fence that needs repair.
How are you ta concrete parging? All I get is a mess.
We can walk around the neighborhood and as two middle aged men, we can scare the octogenarians and nonagenarians to death. Man, have the Baby Boomers, all of whom had no problems dropping their under-ware and sleep with anyone or anything that moved, suddenly became paranode/scary cats.
I am positive I can get a few dozen of them to faint from freight by simply looking in their direction for longer than 5 seconds. And it is a blast to walk and watch them take giant loops to go around. One lady and her dog, got off the side walk, walked on the street and back on. When she was parallel to me, I said "good morning". Damn near killed her of a heart attack.
If I ever want to really send them into a frenzy, al I have to do is walk towards them and then put my hand in my pocket... Someday, one or two are going of a heart attack.
I love suburbia..bigots, racists, scary cats, selfish bastards, xenophobes. And that is their good qualities.