OT: Sens Lounge LXXXVIV - Roman Numerals!!!!

[L'Aveuglette]

Laughter comes along with chemistry, and everything else.

Like I said, real life is where it's at. Tinder and every other app/site out there are just facilitators to meeting people irl. The quicker you move on from writing messages on a screen the better.

 

[MakeOttawaGreatAgain]

Met my current girlfriend on Tinder and she's super dope. Super nice, smart, plays music, kicks butt at Mario Kart, really nerdy, gives good massages, kinky, likes cooking, works out and wants me to teach her to lift so that she has another thing in common with me, she inflates my ego like an air compressor, really cute personality (she's much younger than me at 18). I dunno, I like her a lot and what's better is that as much as I like her, I feel like she's way more into me (I mean, who isn't?)


Perfect girlfriend

 

[L'Aveuglette]

Met my current girlfriend on Tinder and she's super dope. Super nice, smart, plays music, kicks butt at Mario Kart, really nerdy, gives good massages, kinky, likes cooking, works out and wants me to teach her to lift so that she has another thing in common with me, she inflates my ego like an air compressor, really cute personality (she's much younger than me at 18). I dunno, I like her a lot and what's better is that as much as I like her, I feel like she's way more into me (I mean, who isn't?)


Perfect girlfriend

I hate you.

 

[Ice-Tray]

I hate you.

You don't flex as much as Dave bro...

 

[MakeOttawaGreatAgain]

You don't flex as much as Dave bro...

I literally flex in front of every girl I see. I've gotten really good at being subtle but I love the wandering eyes. I've invented a flex where you look like you are innocently stroking your chin in thought, but you have to angle your arm in a way that you can flex your bicep and forearm while doing it. This one's great at the coffee shop when looking at the menu.

Another good one with a tank top or t-shirt is putting both your hands on your head like you're standing lazily, but secretly you're flexing your lats, traps, delts, and bis.

Black belt in flex-jutsu

 

[BonkTastic]

I'm so glad I found the perfect girl and got married before all these e-dating shenanigans became popular.

I'm happy it works for so many people, but I really don't think it would have been for me.

 

[BonkTastic]

I literally flex in front of every girl I see. I've gotten really good at being subtle but I love the wandering eyes. I've invented a flex where you look like you are innocently stroking your chin in thought, but you have to angle your arm in a way that you can flex your bicep and forearm while doing it. This one's great at the coffee shop when looking at the menu.

Another good one with a tank top or t-shirt is putting both your hands on your head like you're standing lazily, but secretly you're flexing your lats, traps, delts, and bis.

Black belt in flex-jutsu

At least you have a non-descript, forgettable car now (at an affordable price!). That's a huge win.

No amount of flexing is going to make a girl forget that you drive a 1993 Subaru Loyale.

 

[saskriders]

And now for something completely different...

Am I the only one who sees Vans' (the shoe company) logo, and thinks "square root of ANS (or stored answer)"?

 

[MakeOttawaGreatAgain]

At least you have a non-descript, forgettable car now (at an affordable price!). That's a huge win.

No amount of flexing is going to make a girl forget that you drive a 1993 Subaru Loyale.

*drove

A week later I bought a black 2006 Pontiac G6, with an upgraded sound system with which I can blast violin covers of Megaman music. Max bass really brings out the vibrato of the horse hairs*

Sorry if hair is a trigger a word for you

 

[BonkTastic]

*drove

A week later I bought a black 2006 Pontiac G6

I know, that's why I'm saying it's a good thing you got that dependable, innocuous A-to-B G6.

The Loyale would have been like a force-field that only works on women, haha.

 

[Here I Pageau Again]

I'm so glad I found the perfect girl and got married before all these e-dating shenanigans became popular.

I'm happy it works for so many people, but I really don't think it would have been for me.

I would have liked it better the other "old" fashioned way! But, no one talks to strangers anymore. It's like I missed the boat by not having any guys interested in me in University.

 

[Caeldan]

Of the girls I dated for any serious length of time
1. In line outside a bar (was about 45 minutes of smalltalk cause we had nothing else to do)
2. Through an online games I played (DAoC/WoW)
3. Set up by old ladies at a social ballroom dance place I used to go to
4. Online dating site (okc)

The last one was also the only way I could really approach people just looking to ask them out. I legitimately tried a few times and shot down each time.

In England though it was a little easier to 'pick up' if I wanted to, though I think that was partly due to being the sexy foreigner with an accent, partly due to the practice I'd had with dates through okc and partly out of boredom since I didn't know anyone over there and so had to learn to be social.

Over here usually I didn't want to be rude by asking someone out who maybe didn't want to be.

 

[BonkTastic]

In England though it was a little easier to 'pick up' if I wanted to, though I think that was partly due to being the sexy foreigner with an accent

Yeah, that Canadian accent sure is a hook-up magnet...

 

[Caeldan]

Basically you know how English guys can say the randiest things at work and girls only smile and blush at them, while you would be getting hauled down to HR for the same comment? The reverse is true across the pond with Canadian accents!

 

[BonkTastic]

Basically you know how English guys can say the randiest things at work and girls only smile and blush at them, while you would be getting hauled down to HR for the same comment? The reverse is true across the pond with Canadian accents!

Yeah, I regularly regale my Swiss football team with Canadianisms, and they find it hilarious.

Apparently, they had never heard anyone being called a "f***ing f***", before. Like, that you could use the word as an adjective that describes the noun.

 

[Caeldan]

Yeah, I regularly regale my Swiss football team with Canadianisms, and they find it hilarious.

Apparently, they had never heard anyone being called a "f***ing f***", before. Like, that you could use the word as an adjective that describes the noun.

You need to introduce them to some handy instructional audio from George Carlin then.

 

[Do Make Say Think]

Ladies in Australia kept saying my Canadian accent (which is rather soft since I did not grow up here) made me distinguished.

It was a bit embarrassing at times to be honest, those sheilas can be very agressive

 

[Burrowsaurus]

Off topic. I feel bad for people who just like to hate on messi and/or Ronaldo. They're not even able to enjoy pretty much 2 Wayne gretzkys of soccer who will still be talked about in a 100 years.

 

[BonkTastic]

I feel bad for people who just like to hate on messi and/or Ronaldo.

 

[FolignoQuantumLeap]

I believe this man is known as 'Fatso' in Brazil.

 

[saskriders]

Someone told me the other day I have an Irish accent

 

[Caeldan]

I would get compared to a Scottish accent sometimes over there.

On another note, anyone playing Paragon?

 

[bdp]

Bunch of Chads in this thread. Get off my Internet, Chads!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Here I Pageau Again]

Went to a pub today on my 15 km walk around the city which served Big Rig beer... never seen that in TO.

It's hot out today!

 

[Nac Mac Feegle]

Went to a pub today on my 15 km walk around the city which served Big Rig beer... never seen that in TO.

It's hot out today!

You walked 15km in this heat? I hope you kept yourself hydrated...the heat out there today is a killer.