Proposal: Rumours & Proposals Thread | Trade Cloned, Keep Soli | STAY AWAY CHIA

[Cloned]

Can’t have a skills competition when you’ve got no skills

Pfft, I’m the Drai of posting skills.

Can’t score on a breakaway, but scores every night at home.

 

[ConnorMcMullet]

You obviouslee dont teach english.

You obviously don’t either. Obviously is spelled wrong, missing apostrophe, and English should be capitalized.

 

[The Head Crusher]

You obviously don’t teach English.

Don't make me replace your avatar with a dunce cap or Richard Simmons.

 

[Ritchie Valens]

It’s the Bettman era. There is always a winner, even if it’s decided by a posting skills competition.

In the event of a tie, I propose the 40 yard dash to settle the dust.

 

[Cloned]

You obviously aren’t either. Obviously is spelled wrong, missing apostrophe, and English should be capitalized.

False representation of another user’s post is a Class 1 HF felony, punishable by a Richard Simmons avatar and community service proofreading all of @jumptheshark ’s posts.

 

[Soli]

Hmmm, that gave me an idea for the GDT against the ‘Lames on Saturday. Thanks!

Just know that I sat on my "ConnorMcMullet, This is an Intervention" GDT during our slide that seemingly coincided with you starting to make GDTs...

 

[ConnorMcMullet]

False representation of another user’s post is a Class 1 HF felony, punishable by a Richard Simmons avatar and community service proofreading all of @jumptheshark ’s posts.

Umm, I changed my vote to you. Just don’t mention it to anyone.

 

[Cloned]

Just know that I sat on my "ConnorMcMullet, This is an Intervention" GDT during our slide that seemingly coincided with you starting to make GDTs...

Crap, now I’m gonna have to vote for you.

 

[ConnorMcMullet]

Okay everyone, I’m off. Stomach issues.

Funnily enough, I didn’t have any hotdogs in the last 24 hours...

 

[Cloned]

Don't make me replace your avatar with a dunce cap or Richard Simmons.

It’d still be more relevant than Soli’s avatar.

 

[TopShelfGloveSide]

You obviously don’t either. Obviously is spelled wrong, missing apostrophe, and English should be capitalized.

I give up

 

[Cloned]

Okay everyone, I’m off. Stomach issues.

Funnily enough, I didn’t have any hotdogs in the last 24 hours...

Well that’s where you went wrong right there.

 

[Soli]

It’d still be more relevant than Soli’s avatar.

Beauty's timeless.

 

[Cloned]

In the event of a tie, I propose the 40 yard dash to settle the dust.

How can I run after all the hot dogs I’ve eaten?

 

[KarmaPolice]

False representation of another user’s post is a Class 1 HF felony, punishable by a Richard Simmons avatar and community service proofreading all of @jumptheshark ’s posts.

That should be enough to scare anyone straight. I'm having nightmares just thinking it...

I'm kidding, JTS. You know I love you, sugar buns.

 

[Ritchie Valens]

How can I run after all the hot dogs I’ve eaten?

Nobody said you had to run it!

 

[Cloned]

Beauty's timeless.

That’s why they have new catalogues every year, right?

 

[TopShelfGloveSide]

You obviously don’t either. Obviously is spelled wrong, missing apostrophe, and English should be capitalized.

 

[Cloned]

Nobody said you had to run it!

I’d still probably run it faster than Petrovic can skate it.

 

[belair]

Spooner for Weise and...stuff?

Spooner and Talbot for Weise, Neuvirth and something?

Might be an option to clear a bit of cap this season and next.

 

[Cloned]

Btw, @bobbythebrain ’s vote for me should count twice.

 

[McSuper]

I just want to know where the money is coming from to build the wall to keep one of them out . Calgary should pay for it !

 

[Cloned]

Spooner for Weise and...stuff?

Spooner and Talbot for Weise, Neuvirth and something?

Might be an option to clear a bit of cap this season and next.

Benning and Talbot for Gudas and Weise

 

[CupofOil]

Team Cloned for me.

My vote is @Soli because of the guy who posted the Instagram of Gabrielle Daleman, a girl I'm sure we all agree should be @Cloned

 

[belair]

Benning and Talbot for Gudas and Weise

Threw that one out there before there Petrovic deal. Not sure it makes as much sense now. It would cost us money next year, too.

I think Spooner gets traded soon though.