Roster Building Thread: Part VII (2023-24)

[Bacon Artemi Bravo]

Wow Laf decided to starve himself and get elective leg shortening surgery, bold move but I like it

 

[effen]

The other 15 year olds at cross country practice will be very impressed.

 

[Paulie Walnutz]

 

[Tob]

Pretty sure laf just looks thin because his body is tilted in that picture.

 

[Rangers in 7]

I see most of you haven’t changed at all over the summer…..in big news today brodzinski switched from 76 to 22, Sam mentioned it at the golf outing today

 

[Harbour Dog]

So they are doing the off-ice testing today? Doesn't have the same air of suspense without Brendan Smith on the team, unfortunately.

 

[Rongomania]

So they are doing the off-ice testing today? Doesn't have the same air of suspense without Brendan Smith on the team, unfortunately.

The smith-heads and the mott-heads are soooo upset right now.

 

[Paulie Walnutz]

So they are doing the off-ice testing today? Doesn't have the same air of suspense without Brendan Smith on the team, unfortunately.

Nah we good, we got Laf and his man boobs for that now

 

[Vitto79]

When did Rupp become any kind of an expert

No clue but he’s always on nhl radio

I do agree with a Kreider and Trotchek pairing

 

[will1066]

"Today, we will not only examine your physical but also look at your confidence level with playing for the Rangers this season."

Will Cuylle: "Yeah!"

 

[Synergy27]

So apparently Laf was first up to airplay his summer vacation to the rest of the team at the morning meeting. I was able to hack the feed:

 

[MrAlmost]

So should Lavi ask for family pics or is that a no now?

 

[Fitzy]

The way pro athletes can get fit in like 3 weeks has always boggled my mind. Even when I was playing after a long summer it would take me a good 5-6 weeks before I felt 100% again.

 

[Bacon Artemi Bravo]

Pretty sure laf just looks thin because his body is tilted in that picture.

Tob, normally your posts are factually accurate and completely void of satire and humor, but this is just ridiculous. He clearly shrank at least 3 inches over the summer.

 

[NYR Viper]

The way pro athletes can get fit in like 3 weeks has always boggled my mind. Even when I was playing after a long summer it would take me a good 5-6 weeks before I felt 100% again.

Many of these guys have been on the ice already for 3-4 weeks.

 

[savebyrichter94]

Panarin is built like a child.

Laf has a lollypop head and stick body wtf did you body shaming twerps do to him.

He (Laf) looks like a Nintendo Mii

Alexmiis Lafrenière

 

[Amazing Kreiderman]

Many of these guys have been on the ice already for 3-4 weeks.

Off-season training is done by pretty much everyone except Brendan Smith that one summer

 

[Savant]

I see most of you haven’t changed at all over the summer…..in big news today brodzinski switched from 76 to 22, Sam mentioned it at the golf outing today

For Hartford ?

 

[Avery16]

I see most of you haven’t changed at all over the summer…..in big news today brodzinski switched from 76 to 22, Sam mentioned it at the golf outing today

I totally missed the Sharks signing Ryan Carpenter back in July.

 

[Fitzy]

I totally missed the Sharks signing Ryan Carpenter back in July.

I think that's excusable lol

 

[JCProdigy]

Tob, normally your posts are factually accurate and completely void of satire and humor, but this is just ridiculous. He clearly shrank at least 3 inches over the summer.

In his defense, the water in that pool was super cold.

 

[RangersFan1994]

So the Rangers the only team to not announce their training camp roster and it starts tomorrow. Shows how lazy this team is

 

[LiveLongandProspal]

So the Rangers the only team to not announce their training camp roster and it starts tomorrow. Shows how lazy this team is

So you're saying there's a chance that Kessel will be there?


YEAHHHHHHHHH

 

[Leonardo87]

 

[SA16]

So the Rangers the only team to not announce their training camp roster and it starts tomorrow. Shows how lazy this team is

Good. No need to give the opposition unnecessary information.