GDT: Rangers@Canes

[Derailed75]

Tbh this reads a lot like you trying to pass off your personal Mo/Rutherford fantasies as "ChatGPT".

If you want to pitch us your Slap Shot 2: The Coaches' Love Story screenplay then I am sure you will only receive constructive feedback.

Theres already a 2 and 3, prequel maybe?

 

[Tryamw]

So slightly less ded?

 

[HisIceness]

So slightly less ded?

He's dead but he's feeling better.

 

[Borsig]

I really think that Carolina tries to lock in Chatfield for 5+ years this offseason at like $2-3 million. The reaction from non-Carolina fans will be perplexed but it is in the same vein as Calle Jarnkrok or Nick Paul.

3 mil is a lot.

2nd line Martinook.

Ugh gross.

I guess poolparty is that bad.

We really are a 1 line team

 

[The Faulker 27]

So yeah, no pressure or anything.

Oh yeah we're definitely f***ed.

 

[Canes]

Just got reactivated from the IR (acute pancreatitis - 0/10: do not recommend), what did I miss? From box scores looks like we had some clutch wins against the Rags and Flyers and got blasted by the Leafs. I'll take another win against the Rags tonight again, please and thanks.

 

[chaz4hockey]

The locusts are in force tonight:

 

[MinJaBen]

I need to

Oh yeah we're definitely f***ed.

They didn’t say we need to win to clinch. I think if Florida loses in regulation to the Leafs, we clinch as well.

 

[Canes]

The locusts are in force tonight:

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To be fair, it's pregame and at MSG they would have to be like a corporate exec or 7 figure net worth individual to get anywhere near that close there. Maybe an exaggeration but not by much lol.

 

[MisterDobz]

I hope he scores another 10 this year, but I really don’t need to hear ‘Chat-man-doo’ ever again.

 

[StormCast]

He's dead but he's feeling better.

No, no...he's just pining for the fjords.

 

[MisterDobz]

While I’m bitching about meaningless things, could someone please pull Poolparty’s jersey over his pants?

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

I hope he scores another 10 this year, but I really don’t need to hear ‘Chat-man-doo’ ever again.

Worst take of the year.

As long as he doesn’t start riffing on it, giddily asking “you know where I’m going Mike?” as if he might not know the answer then proudly proclaiming Chatmandu is the best bit in a long time. Dude’s not a 50 goal scorer. We’ll hear it 5-10 times a year and it’ll be hilarious every time.

 

[chaz4hockey]

Surprised: Freddie to start again tonight.

 

[SvechneJerk]

While I’m bitching about meaningless things, could someone please pull Poolparty’s jersey over his pants?

That’s just Pulju’s way of trying to score brownie points with his coach.

 

[LostInaLostWorld]

@cptjeff @DaveG or @SoupNazi

Live is good

Thx

 

[raynman]

Anyone else having crazy audio and choppy feed problems on the bally app?

 

[Derailed75]

"Hockey is life" Dani Rojas

 

[Svechhammer]

Cant decide what will be the better show tonight... The game or Canes Twitter after they read the Staal family refusing to wear pride shirts story.

Also, sounds like the Bally bankruptcy hit early... Yikes wtf was that

 

[AD Skinner]

Anyone else having crazy audio and choppy feed problems on the bally app?

Yep. I closed and re opened and seems to be better now

 

[MisterDobz]

That’s just Pulju’s way of trying to score brownie points with his coach.

Right! Forgot about that!

game on!

 

[Rick Davis]

Shitjerkin makes the save….

 

[zman77]

 

[Lempo]

Cant decide what will be the better show tonight... The game or Canes Twitter after they read the Staal family refusing to wear pride shirts story.

"It's nothing religious, we're just up to here with the sod jokes."

 

[Tryamw]

Nachos fail

Jarvis fail