GDT: Rangers@Canes

[The Faulker 27]

God I miss 90s SNL.

 

[chaz4hockey]

Non-significant factoid:
Win tonight and our 102 points would be beyond what Florida could achieve and matches what pens and isles can achieve.

Plus: we would make the usual number of Rag fans very unhappy at the PNC.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

God I miss 90s SNL.

I mean, yeah, but mostly I just miss Farley. No one can do physical comedy like he could.

 

[Borsig]

I could care less about anything other than making entitled rangers fans angry

 

[hblueridgegal]

Braving the arena this evening for the puppy causes. Go Canes. Make it a fun one.

 

[MisterDobz]

Read the rags board, seems they have supreme confidence that they will prevail over the boring Canes. Lets please send them back north bored and pointless.

 

[zman77]

 

[zman77]

Carolina's projected lineup for tonight's 7 p.m. puck drop is:

Forwards:

Jarvis - Aho - Necas

Martinook - Kotkaniemi - Teravainen

Noesen - Staal - Fast

Drury - Stepan - Puljujarvi

Defense:

Slavin - Burns

Skjei - Pesce

Gostisbehere - Chatfield

Goalies:

Andersen

Kochetkov

Injuries:

Ondrej Kase (Concussion Protocol)

Antti Raanta (Lower-Body)

Andrei Svechnikov (Lower-Body)

Scratches:

Dylan Coghlan

Calvin de Haan

Paul Stastny

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

I'm still convinced we are dead, or will be soon.

 

[Tryamw]

fixed

No!!!!!!!
Someday I might want Tryamw spawn...

Non-significant factoid:
Win tonight and our 102 points would be beyond what Florida could achieve and matches what pens and isles can achieve.

Plus: we would make the usual number of Rag fans very unhappy at the PNC.

Seems win win to me

 

[zman77]

 

[zman77]

 

[MadeUpName]

I really think that Carolina tries to lock in Chatfield for 5+ years this offseason at like $2-3 million. The reaction from non-Carolina fans will be perplexed but it is in the same vein as Calle Jarnkrok or Nick Paul.

 

[zman77]

 

[tarheelhockey]

"ChatGPT, write a scene in which jim rutherford and paul maurice talk about liking their group, in the style of seinfeld"



INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAY

Jim Rutherford and Paul Maurice are sitting across from each other at a small table in a coffee shop.

Jim: So, Paul, how's the team looking this season?

Paul: I gotta tell ya, Jim, I'm really liking our group this year.

Jim: (nodding) Yeah, me too. There's just something about the chemistry we have that feels really special.

Paul: (leaning forward) It's like we're all in sync, you know? We're all working towards the same goal.

Jim: (smiling) Absolutely. It's like we're all on the same wavelength.

Paul: (laughing) I mean, we practically finish each other's sentences.

Jim: (laughing) Yeah, it's like we're in some kind of weird hockey-themed rom-com.

Paul: (smiling) I can see it now. "Slap Shot 2: The Coaches' Love Story."

Jim: (laughing) Hey, if it means we keep winning games, I'm all for it.

Paul: (nodding) Agreed. As long as we keep playing as a team, we'll be just fine.

Jim: (taking a sip of his coffee) You know, this coffee's not bad. But I still think the coffee at that place on Main Street is better.

Paul: (smiling) Jim, we're in a coffee shop on Main Street.

Jim: (laughing) Oh, right. Well, I guess that's why the coffee tastes so familiar.

 

[CanesUltimate11]

Read the rags board, seems they have supreme confidence that they will prevail over the boring Canes. Lets please send them back north bored and pointless.

Man, did you guys know we're castrating our offense by making Staal play defense? Amazing the things you can learn from true hockey fans...

Also seems they are also POd at Fast for "slewfooting" Shesterkin as well on Tuesday. At least some of them anyway.

 

[zman77]

 

[zman77]

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

VERY GOOD SYNTAX.

That’s a fancy word. Round these here parts the only sin tax we know is the kind that makes the beer so expensive.

 

[MadeUpName]

"ChatGPT, write a scene in which jim rutherford and paul maurice talk about liking their group, in the style of seinfeld"



INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAY

Jim Rutherford and Paul Maurice are sitting across from each other at a small table in a coffee shop.

Jim: So, Paul, how's the team looking this season?

Paul: I gotta tell ya, Jim, I'm really liking our group this year.

Jim: (nodding) Yeah, me too. There's just something about the chemistry we have that feels really special.

Paul: (leaning forward) It's like we're all in sync, you know? We're all working towards the same goal.

Jim: (smiling) Absolutely. It's like we're all on the same wavelength.

Paul: (laughing) I mean, we practically finish each other's sentences.

Jim: (laughing) Yeah, it's like we're in some kind of weird hockey-themed rom-com.

Paul: (smiling) I can see it now. "Slap Shot 2: The Coaches' Love Story."

Jim: (laughing) Hey, if it means we keep winning games, I'm all for it.

Paul: (nodding) Agreed. As long as we keep playing as a team, we'll be just fine.

Jim: (taking a sip of his coffee) You know, this coffee's not bad. But I still think the coffee at that place on Main Street is better.

Paul: (smiling) Jim, we're in a coffee shop on Main Street.

Jim: (laughing) Oh, right. Well, I guess that's why the coffee tastes so familiar.

Tbh this reads a lot like you trying to pass off your personal Mo/Rutherford fantasies as "ChatGPT".

If you want to pitch us your Slap Shot 2: The Coaches' Love Story screenplay then I am sure you will only receive constructive feedback.

 

[Chrispy]

Tbh this reads a lot like you trying to pass off your personal Mo/Rutherford fantasies as "ChatGPT".

If you want to pitch us your Slap Shot 2: The Coaches' Love Story screenplay then I am sure you will only receive constructive feedback.

Is tarheelhockey actually Summer Ruutu!?

 

[HisIceness]

So yeah, no pressure or anything.

 

[tarheelhockey]

Tbh this reads a lot like you trying to pass off your personal Mo/Rutherford fantasies as "ChatGPT".

If you want to pitch us your Slap Shot 2: The Coaches' Love Story screenplay then I am sure you will only receive constructive feedback.

Ok, so hear me out

 

[MadeUpName]

Is tarheelhockey actually Summer Ruutu!?

I thought this was already known? Did I spill the beans?

Ok, so hear me out

Did you just link me your fantasy Hurricanes profile? I'm so confused.

 

[Lempo]

Ok, so hear me out

I feel violated for being asked to agree and consent before I get to know what's it all about.