Teemu Salami
Empty Ketchup Bottle
I care way too much right now, but the peak of my fandom was without a doubt in 2011 during the Nashville series. I had to dial it back after the rage that followed that dreaded game 5 loss. Haven't gotten that upset since.
Can't remember how bad our goaltending was that series (#InEmerywetrust), but all I can think about from that year is Hiller's vertigo.