Nobody gave Dale Hunter a call to ask him why it looks like that Montreal Canadiens' torch has finally hit a pair of failing hands. Captain Pierre Turgeon's hands.
Ever since Hunter blasted Turgeon into another area code three years ago in a playoff game, Turgeon's looked spooked. He was a no-show against the Rangers in '94 and it's a repeat performance so far again this spring.
But when you're a French-Canadian captain in this town, you can't hide. ``If you're a French-Canadian here and you're playing well, you're on a pedestal. If you are playing bad ...,'' trailed off Vinnie Damphousse.
This would be a rough crowd for Don Rickles. Turgeon, on the other hand, wouldn't raise his voice to his kids, never mind anybody paying $100 a ticket. He's not the first guy who ever got booed here. Lafleur was, in his early days. Serge Savard, too, before the spinaramas.
``I have been booed,'' said Jean Beliveau. Nobody can ever remember that, not in any game that counted, but Beliveau apparently was going to have a talk with Turgeon.
It all comes down to how much Turgeon is making, not how hard he's working. He's making $3.6 million US, a lot of money for somebody with two assists in his last seven playoff games.
``They never booed the Rocket, but then he was making $25,000 in his biggest year, on a whole team making $300,000,'' said Red Fisher, longtime hockey writer for the Montreal Gazette.
``Strangest thing I ever heard in the last minute Sunday,'' said Lowe. ``They're trying to get the tying goal and the fans aren't pumping the team up, they're booing Turgeon.
``I'm surprised he could get the puck from his end to ours. Give him credit. This has to be devastating for him. But in this town, the goalies and the stars are always going to be under some heat. I remember a guy like Larry Robinson here. The fans were on him, but he fought through it and got them on his side. I'm sure Turgeon will, too.''
But the ``C'' here stands for claustrophobic. Actually, Damphousse should have got it when Mike Keane left with Patrick Roy in December but there was a feeling that Ronald Corey, who carries the biggest stick, named Turgeon because he's good-lookin and married, with kids -- the right corporate image.
Damphousse is single, likes to gamble and maybe he's been down to Crescent Street a few times. Vinnie's certainly more outgoing.
But Turgeon got it. So far, in the playoffs, Rangers Mark Messier's looked a lot more comfortable with the ``C'' than Turgeon has.
``Wearing the `C' is tough. I don't know if you can compare the two cities, but I said it all those years in Edmonton, that being captain keeps you on your toes,'' said Lowe. ``You couldn't have a bad shift, never mind a bad game. I don't know if it's the same in the American cities (except New York). But it's up to him to take it to another level.''
There's the rub. Maybe Turgeon can't. In traffic, he has trouble. And if you don't like traffic, you can't play in April and May and now June.
``Anybody who puts on a Canadiens' jersey, whether he's captain or not, has to deal with their great past,'' said Messier. ``You can take that possible energy two ways. You can look at it as light or a dark thing. You have to be able to turn this sort of thing (captaincy) into light and make it a positive thing.''
Habs coach Mario Tremblay was saying all the right things Monday. ``He is my player. I like Pierre, he is a nice man. He was one of my best players with 96 points in the regular season and he is in a slump. I think I had some of those, too, when I played,'' said Tremblay.
``The fans they can do what they want. You never like to hear these things said about you,'' said Turgeon. ``The only thing I can control is my effort.''
The body's there. But the soul isn't and if Turgeon continues to be a no-show, the Canadiens are dead.